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  1. Not me listening to Nana Mouskouri orangu1 @Shego

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      That was one more than me until yesterday missj1 She did a cover of I Have A Dream by flABBA

    3. Shego

      Shego

      She has like 200 albums and she's considered one of the best-selling acts, yet no one knows her missj1

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      Nana MissWHOri missj1

      That pun was almost as big of a flop as 199 of her albums missj1

  2. @Billie Frank you've got me listening to The Nolans, how dare you fall9

    1. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing. Ooh ooh ooh gag1

    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      Not even that one gag1 Gotta Pull Myself Together.mp3 indeed gag1

  3. So the other night I was vibing with someone over the bop Leave The Door Open, and she tried to tell me that the lyric was "I've got the Lay's" and would NOT let it go dead4

     

    Lays Paprika Crisps 150g | Approved Food

    1. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      Aren't they what we call "Walkers" here? The baked/crinkles versions are best true1.

    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      Yes, but unfortunately "Walkers" doesn't scan dead4

    3. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      In all honesty i prefer Pringles, even if they're very fattening as you always end up eating more than you should. 

  4. Me: the best team won

    Them: rubbish/poppycock/uwotm8?

    Me: well obviously they were the best team, otherwise they wouldn't have won

    Them: ...

    Me: ...

    Them: ...

    Me: stick that in your panino and bake it

    1. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      Saying that in the streets of South Yorkshire will get you hate crimed. gaga3

  5. Sometimes I look at straight people and think - "thank God I don't have to live like them"

    1. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      They say the same about gays. Don't worry.

       

      YwNi.gif @Billie Frankie Grande.

  6. "All these foreigners stealing our jobs and chart positions"

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  7. jj4 Just heard Hold It, Don't Flop It by J.No on Radio 2 --- has the BBC run out of songs?

    1. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      I hope your eardrums survived that screeching torture. At least she actually sang the vocals on that one, allegedly.

       

      The live version on GMA always has me rolling on the floor when she screeches "you don't know what you're doing, what you're doing to me".

    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      dead2 I have to say she was STRETCHING and not REACHING

  8. Bought a copy of Amazing Streams for a no1curr, Harbour did that katy2

  9. Dear Hayfever,

     

  10. Ancient likes in a modern land

    I'm trying to downvote as fast I can

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    2. Chris
    3. LÉON

      LÉON

      Purge my reputation a bit @Villanelle

    4. Villanelle

      Villanelle

      @LÉON are you ready for it tay2

       

  11. @Modshelp please reinstate Jessie Ware's Other Artists thread because she has BOPS alex1

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      celeb photos] Main R&B Girls (Summer, Jhene etc) cover Billboard Magazine -  Page 2 - Celebria - ATRL @Gabe. I thought you would support this. Want Your Feeling SLAPS

    3. Entea

      Entea

      I fear @LÉON's having ha open little meltdown. I'll send Ed Sheeran's discography your way in the hopes it will cure you ny1

    4. Billie Frank
  12. Thoughts of leaving disappear
    Each time I see your eyes
    And no matter how hard I try
    To understand the reason why we carry on this way
    We're lost in this masquerade

    1. LÉON
    2. V For Vendetta

      V For Vendetta

      It's one of their best songs oprah15

    3. LÉON

      LÉON

      As in... Carpenters? oprah15

  13. When's International Men's Day though? bebe1

    Oh yes.

    Every day bebe1

    1. Shego

      Shego

      I want International Bottom's Day rose1

    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      @Shego sis, you already have - that's today jj2

  14. Quite possibly the best ABBA bop:

     

     

  15. Just pulled a semi-Baldney and cut my own hair

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      I'm afraid the paparazzi weren't around me this day sass1

    3. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      Take your own picture

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    4. Shego

      Shego

      me2 today omg ari7

  16. @Cha Eunwoo rip3

     

     

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      Serving Cheryl's second single from every era except the first gag1

    3. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      Cheryl Versace-fernando Tweety Head Cole? gag1

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      The very same lol2 cheryl1

  17. I've been too much absent bebe1

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      4 months later and the forum is still flopping? bebe1

    3. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      @LÉON It's the song "Please Stay" By kylie. lol2

       

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      Oh my word a CLASSIQUe bey6

  18. I've been the archer, I've been the prey
    Who could ever leave me, darling
    But who could stay?
    (I see right through me, I see right through me)
    Who could stay?
    Who could stay?
    Who could stay?
    You could stay
    You could stay

  19. 45 notifications fall9 @Gabe. you thirsty bitch

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    2. Jake

      Jake

      1 hour ago, LÉON said:

      @Gabe. can you quickly react favourably to this, apparently we can't call people bitch any more bey7

      Bitch no jj4  Just depends on the context! Light-heartedness will always be fine.

       

    3. Gabe.

      Gabe.

      someone BAN this individual! am very distressed now! cry5

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      @Gabe. you are THAT bitch whit1

  20. We finally had the same taste on something katy4 It's only taken 10 years katy4

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    2. Gabe.

      Gabe.

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      not when In My Dreams exists sis that track >>>>>>

    3. LÉON

      LÉON

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      Dead To Me is the only excellent track, the rest are, well, Dead To Me

    4. Gabe.

      Gabe.

      such blasphemies hope your guy farts in your mouth tbh as you're already ful of shit!

  21. PSA: Who is this MANt?

     

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    Asking for my friends @Gabe. and @Moira O'Hara

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    2. Shego

      Shego

      it's ok, i can take care of everything he has below the neck, i'm gonna be fine lana8

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    3. LÉON

      LÉON

      Serving "you can be my full time daddy, hot or cold"

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      @Madonna, you want a slice, too? tea2

  22. I might be becoming a Noanne stan shock1 Thanks @Phoebe

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      Jewels N' Bugs is AWFUL gaga1

      I just purchased ARTCROP. Sexxx Dreams is THAT alex1

    3. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      It just doesn't fit on the album at all. It's as if she needed an extra song and that's all she had. trash1

       

       

    4. LÉON

      LÉON

      The idea of an "extra song" needed when you have 14 already trash1

      ARTPOP would work much better as an EP

  23. Vitamin A, Vitamin B, Vitamin C

    Vitamin D, Vitamin Bitch, Vitamin Please

  24. Whenever someone posts a YT video in a status, it stuffs it up and I can't view or post any more katy2

  25. "H.A.T.E.U." stands for "Having a Typical Emotional Upset"

     

    rip2 rip2 rip2

     

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    2. Kylie

      Kylie

      It only took you a few years to figure it out ari7 

    3. LÉON

      LÉON

      @Royalty, ha lack of impact ari7

    4. Kylie

      Kylie

      Your lack of knowledge ari7 

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