Noel Gallagher drags TIDAL to the ninth circle of hell

[Ryan 6,363]

 

[Long pause] I thought that the people on the stage might want to be a little bit aware that they don't look like Jay Z's minions. Madonna was pretty cool the way she cocked her leg up on that desk and signed the [declaration]. I think ultimately with the spiel they came out with, it was like, "Do these people think they're the ****in' Avengers? They're going to save the ****in' [world]." I was speaking to Chris [Martin] the day after, and I said, "Are you after a Nobel Peace Prize? Is that what you're after?" They were like, "We're going to ****in' save the music business." And I'm just sitting there, thinking [imitates smoking weed] you might want to write a decent chorus for a ****in' start. Never mind ****in' royalties and the "power of music." Write a tune. ****in' start with that.

[Laughs] I only watched it because someone was like, "Get on these bunch of ****s on here." And I went, "Who?" "****in' your mate Chris Martin and all these ****s." I got on YouTube and was like, [makes crinkled face] "Oh. Ohhh. Ohhhhhh." Alicia Keys made a speech that really should have been at the U.N. "We're all aware of the power of music!" But I don't think you are. I quote Nietzche regularly too, but only when I'm talking about downloading [laughs].

 

[BlackJesus 388]

Oh. Em. Gee. Clock them.

[Hunty Bear 12,485]

Thshhshxuvofkjshgvvs im fukcing WEEZING lmfao1 lmfao1

[deleted100 688]

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[Jonna Lee 1,107]

omg he always comes for everybody brilliant scalp

[Radar 2,782]

gasp1 omg

[Tasso 17,034]

[hot 12]

YAS COLLECT THE WIGS DADDY

[Derek Hale 1,379]

omg the truth and nothing but the truth  

[Russian Roulette 5,988]

[palma 16]

 

Drag em Noel  

 

And make peace with your brother ffs  

[Michael 6]

Show them no mercy king   

[Ryan 6,363]

Damn. Those CUNTga stans are still mad their TRASHY fav wasn't invited to the Party? .gif' alt='ny6'>.gif' alt='ny5'>

 

 I'm GLAD Gaga isn't involved with this trainwreck. Poor Madge, her album isn't the only thing exploding into flames.

[SeekingThrill 10,041]

 I'm GLAD Gaga isn't involved with this trainwreck. Poor Madge, her album isn't the only thing exploding into flames.

 

Pressed.

[harry 3,433]

Damn. Those CUNTga stans are still mad their TRASHY fav wasn't invited to the Party? .gif' alt='ny6'>.gif' alt='ny5'>

 

Yeah she just threw her own that they all lined up to attend.

[Villanelle 5,143]

But what the fuck is a noel gallagher in 2015? Hes like a boring perez hilton with half the personality

[Dangerous Jim 3,910]

But what the fuck is a noel gallagher in 2015? Hes like a boring perez hilton with half the personality

The guy that wrote Wonderwall

[ANYE 986]

welp

[edwinfg 9,131]

Fucking take ha to life support. rip2 rip2

[Ryan 6,363]

Pressed.

 

Says the one who quotes every post of mine where I mention Madonna  inb4