Adele is not fat. A poem by me.

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Adele is not fat.

Lady Gaga is not a man.

Justin Bieber is not a raging homosexual. (although I wish he was )

Madonna is not an old hag.

Katy Perry still can't sing.

Nicki Minaj still has a fake ass.

.....Who even listens to Iggy Azalea? (This still applies )

Ed Sheeran has a soul.

Taylor Swift is not a slut.

Miley Cyrus is literally a trash can. (This still applies as well )

Britney Spears can't doesn't can sing.

Christina Aguliera is not a flop. 

I am not more relevant than all of them combined. 

That is all.

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.....and Jordan still can't drag

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ok not this being the flop of the century and not nearly as successful as it's predecessor, Call Me Maybe/I Really Like You teas

[Venice Bitch 9,084]

i have a deja vu.mp3 

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[Luca 54,976]

[Oblivia 2,954]

album re-release teas

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album re-release teas

 

Reclassified hew?

 

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Dreams.mp3

[Ryan 6,363]

A #1 to Infinity tea

[MichaelS24895 5]

@Ratchet Your ARTPOEM could mean anything            

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A poor man's "Adele is fat". Giving me Fancy/Beg For It teas tbh.

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[Angelus 11,476]

Reductive

[Jake 19,503]

oh how things have changed

[Mingyu. 12,311]

I feel like this:   and this:   at the same time

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thanks...

[Dita 5,091]

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Jordan can't drag. A poem by me @Ratchet