Rebel Grandma boxscores - already doing better than Toilet Swiffer

[Madonna 46,062]

Billboard Boxscore
6 Madonna, Amy Schumer Madison Square Garden New York, N.Y. Sept. 16-17, 2015 $5,230,985 28,371 /
28,371 2 / 2 $355, $40 Live Nation Global Touring

17 Madonna, Diplo Bell Centre Montreal, Quebec Sept. 9-10, 2015 $3,420,984 26,468 /
26,468 2 / 2 $268.28, $30.23 Live Nation Global Touring/evenko

28 Madonna, Amy Schumer Barclays Center Brooklyn, N.Y. Sept. 19, 2015 $2,789,910 14,258 /
14,258 1 / 1 $355, $40 Live Nation Global Touring

32 Madonna, Michael Diamond United Center Chicago, Ill. Sept. 28, 2015 $2,522,365 14,026 /
14,026 1 / 1 $355, $40 Live Nation Global Touring

39 Madonna Verizon Center Washington, D.C. Sept. 12, 2015 $2,014,706 13,271 /
13,271 1 / 1 $358, $173 Live Nation Global Touring

40 Madonna, Michael Diamond TD Garden Boston, Mass. Sept. 26, 2015 $1,941,750 12,780 /
12,780 1 / 1 $355, $40 Live Nation Global Touring

51 Madonna, Michael Diamond Wells Fargo Center Philadelphia, Pa. Sept. 24, 2015 $1,434,010 10,544 /
10,544 1 / 1 $355, $40 Live Nation Global Touring

73 Madonna Centre Videotron Quebec City, Quebec Sept. 21, 2015 $1,078,608 13,051 /
13,051 1 / 1 $265.18, $34.10 Live Nation Global Touring/QMI Spectacles

 

$20,4m from first 10 shows

$2.4m per show (If that stays average per show we're looking for $192m)

 

Note: I really would love for this shit mess of a tour to flop but the fact that she's alreyd doing better than Taylor is worth stanning.

[Andres 2,216]

still irrelevant

[Angelus 11,476]

Taylor will gross more in the end so it doesn't matter who started bigger

 

Remember when Katy and Gaga started the same and Katy ended up wiping toilet floor with Gaga's tour

[Madonna 46,062]

still irrelevant

You wish.

[Angelus 11,476]

still irrelevant

That's not what critics are saying or her tour gross

[Viktor Nikiforov 450]

wait for manila

[Andres 2,216]

That's not what critics are saying or her tour gross

drag me

[Villanelle 5,143]

 

Note: I really would love for this shit mess of a tour to flop but the fact that she's alreyd doing better than Taylor is worth stanning.

This "shit mess" of a tour is getting her best reviews in nearly a decade, plus her best vocals in nearly a decade so your "opinion" is irrelevant

still irrelevant

Ironic

[Angelus 11,476]

drag me

No need for that

[G like MC 18,443]

Only a Legend

[Elavila 1]

slay queen

[Ryan 6,363]

from what i've seen so far of the tour, its deserved  

[Gilly 12,318]

all the 60 year old lonely gays with no children are sure spending them coins that would've otherwise gone towards tuition. in other news -  for that dying hag but her old ghey fans that she has managed to brainwash since the 50s. she will die after this tour, anyway. 

[Tasso 17,034]

Congrats rebel grandma  

[Andres 2,216]

all the 60 year old lonely gays with no children are sure spending them coins that would've otherwise gone towards tuition. in other news -  for that dying hag but her old ghey fans that she has managed to brainwash since the 50s. she will die after this tour, anyway. 

jfc

[G like MC 18,443]

@Salvatore  

[fab 22,508]

 Taylor outgrossed that sum with her shows in Tokyo and Philadelphia alone and her first ten shows in the U.S. easily grossed way more than 20 million. seriously what kind of flop thread is this even  

 

Edited October 6, 2015 by fab

[Angelus 11,476]

 Taylor outgrossed that sum with her shows in Tokyo and Philadelphia alone and her first ten shows in the U.S. easily grossed way more than 20 million. seriously what kind of flop thread is this even  

 

No. That's not how it works when comparisons are done.

In their first 10 shows in US, Madonna's average per show is higher.

 

[Madonna 46,062]

This "shit mess" of a tour is getting her best reviews in nearly a decade, plus her best vocals in nearly a decade so your "opinion" is irrelevant

Ironic

rip3 Because it's The Immaculate Collection live. Deeper and Deeper, Music and Candy Shop are the only post 80's songs on the setlist and she blatantly decided to be a complete hypocrite this time and instead of properly reworking the songs to "fit the new songs and the themes of the section" she mainly does acoustic renditions or sings the songs over cheap karaoke instrumentals. She also said she was gonna try to compress her entire 30 year career into the selection of songs and she does the EXACT opposite and does a show for all the fags long past their prime that stopped giving a shit since the late 80's. She still has the nerve to do FUCKING CANDY SHOP out of all the new songs to choose from. She ignored her best albums (Ray of Light, Like a Prayer, Confessions on a Dance Floor, Bedtime Stories & American Life) entirely and as you can tell, I'm genuinely pressed about it.

all the 60 year old lonely gays with no children are sure spending them coins that would've otherwise gone towards tuition. in other news -  for that dying hag but her old ghey fans that she has managed to brainwash since the 50s. she will die after this tour, anyway. 

She can die when she finally gives me a tour that has Nothing Really Matters, Love Profusion and Take a Bow on the setlist. Also, you forgot about the fact that Madonna-mania will ensue once she dies. You will have to endure a huge love fest for at least 1 year+ with her blocking the BB 200 with her iconic albums. Are you really sure you want her to die? Because she'll be bigger than ever once she's dead.

[Villanelle 5,143]

all the 60 year old lonely gays with no children are sure spending them coins that would've otherwise gone towards tuition. in other news -  for that dying hag but her old ghey fans that she has managed to brainwash since the 50s. she will die after this tour, anyway. 

You've recognised your future as a tranga fan then