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Violence is never the answer but which fave would win if all the faves had a brawl

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  1. 1. Which fave would kick the most ass

    • Lady Gaga
      2
    • Madonna
      8
    • Britney
      10
    • Rihanna
      19
    • Katy
      1
    • Kesha
      3
    • Lana
      2
    • Taylor
      1
    • Xtina
      3
    • Beyoncé
      8


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Katy because she only sticks up for herself when it's worth it to chose the battle, but then - properly and in your face.

And Rihanna?? I think she needs Katy for this, too lmao!! :D

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On January 15, 2016 at 9:00 AM, TaylorNation™ said:

Beyonce would use her tremor thighs to choke whoever goes her way

Gaga would fall down in her 15 inch heels and get shot 3 times by Anal when Anal accuses her of stealing her drugs & daddies

P!nk would be eneligible, but would win if she played. She would end up being arrested for abuse on women. 

Britknee would use her bionic vagina to project a laserbeam made of acidic vaginal fluids that will eat away at someone's skin if they go her way, her owner will have to control her because she's a medicated plant

Selegend would break into someone's house, have sex with them on the bed, take a shit their toilet, and bathe in their tub. Then the guy will rip off the mask and reveal they're Fatmi and that they recorded a sex tape. She would be shocked but now has an explanation for why the bed broke. Fatmi would would sit on her and crease, crumple, rumple, and deform her. She'd then shit out her daily intake of Big Mac sandwiches right into her mouth.

Fatmi (plot twist) would attempt to waddle away from Selena but would fall off the bed on her ass, spreading out over the whole room. She'd then slowly but surely regain her footing. She'd then try to waddle down the steps but she'd become stuck in the stairwell and explode, thus causing the house to explode and halfway decomposed Big Macs would be spewed everywhere within a 121 mile raidius.

Halsey would approach Anal and before Anal shoots her guts out, she'd grab Anal by the vagina lips and then open her own pants and leak out her infected vaginal fluids into Anal's. Then she'd attempt to tongue punch Anal but Anal would cut her tongue off not realizing it's ridden with yeast and soars. She'd eat it and die, but after she douses Halshit in gasoline and sets ha on fire. 

Katy would have her team offer them all a discount, figuring if it worked on her singles it'd work on them. It didn't. She dead. 

Taylor would call TaylorNation and whoever remains would be carbonized and incenerated Hitlor style. 

 

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On 1 de diciembre de 2015 at 2:10 PM, Goldie said:

Gaga- would immediately get scared and try to tell everyone they were born this way and to love each other and would be one of the first to get knocked out

Madonna- she's strong and would dispatch Gaga swiftly and quickly but could become too tired too quickly and might break a bone or hip too soon to win

Katy- would literally just try to go ape shit on Taylor but is too white girl to do anything except pull hair 

Taylor- same as Katy except her fighting spirit is even weaker than Katy's, she would rather get the squad to kill her enemies for her or hire hitmen to just shoot them, and she would be grabbed by her ankles and used like like a baseball bat/crowbar by Beyonce

Kesha- would claw and scratch and bite, if she had it in her to rip out someone's jugular she could escape alive

Britney- after realizing the fight or flight situation she is in, her brain would just SNAP and her primal instict would come out and Hulkney/Bicepsney would just destroy everyone

Christina- would probably try to go after Britney but too weak to really hurt ha and Britney hits ha once and knocks ha out, no one else even checks for ha

Beyoncé- probably a contender to win, watch ha movie Obsessed, I can see her pulling some HARD punches

Rihanna- will fucking go ratchet but ha fighting style is too messy and ghetto and she has bad memories from Chris Brown and Hulkney/Beyonce get ha

Lana- way too non-confrontational to do any real damage, if she brought a gun she would win tho

 

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Fatmi: watch ha Confident video, she gets her ass kicked by some no1curr, she would go in punching and swinging and she would literally get punched once and fall down, and she's too fat to get back up

Selena: frail and small and weak, would try to run away and get stepped on

Ariana: Would be grabbed by ha ponytail by Hulkney and swung around like a spiked ball on a chain to knock out the other faves

Mariah: probably strong but too slow and fat and glamorous to engage in fighting and she would get destroyed

Adele: could probably knock a few girls out just based on her size but would quickly get too tired/hungry (could eat some of them)

 

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On 12/1/2015 at 2:10 PM, Goldie said:

Gaga- would immediately get scared and try to tell everyone they were born this way and to love each other and would be one of the first to get knocked out

Madonna- she's strong and would dispatch Gaga swiftly and quickly but could become too tired too quickly and might break a bone or hip too soon to win

Katy- would literally just try to go ape shit on Taylor but is too white girl to do anything except pull hair 

Taylor- same as Katy except her fighting spirit is even weaker than Katy's, she would rather get the squad to kill her enemies for her or hire hitmen to just shoot them, and she would be grabbed by her ankles and used like like a baseball bat/crowbar by Beyonce

Kesha- would claw and scratch and bite, if she had it in her to rip out someone's jugular she could escape alive

Britney- after realizing the fight or flight situation she is in, her brain would just SNAP and her primal instict would come out and Hulkney/Bicepsney would just destroy everyone

Christina- would probably try to go after Britney but too weak to really hurt ha and Britney hits ha once and knocks ha out, no one else even checks for ha

Beyoncé- probably a contender to win, watch ha movie Obsessed, I can see her pulling some HARD punches

Rihanna- will fucking go ratchet but ha fighting style is too messy and ghetto and she has bad memories from Chris Brown and Hulkney/Beyonce get ha

Lana- way too non-confrontational to do any real damage, if she brought a gun she would win tho

 

Bonus Tracks:

Fatmi: watch ha Confident video, she gets her ass kicked by some no1curr, she would go in punching and swinging and she would literally get punched once and fall down, and she's too fat to get back up

Selena: frail and small and weak, would try to run away and get stepped on

Ariana: Would be grabbed by ha ponytail by Hulkney and swung around like a spiked ball on a chain to knock out the other faves

Mariah: probably strong but too slow and fat and glamorous to engage in fighting and she would get destroyed

Adele: could probably knock a few girls out just based on her size but would quickly get too tired/hungry (could eat some of them)

 

I'm howling lmfao1 

Adele's tho lmfao1 

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On 12/2/2015 at 9:10 PM, Goldie said:

Gaga- would immediately get scared and try to tell everyone they were born this way and to love each other and would be one of the first to get knocked out

Madonna- she's strong and would dispatch Gaga swiftly and quickly but could become too tired too quickly and might break a bone or hip too soon to win

Katy- would literally just try to go ape shit on Taylor but is too white girl to do anything except pull hair 

Taylor- same as Katy except her fighting spirit is even weaker than Katy's, she would rather get the squad to kill her enemies for her or hire hitmen to just shoot them, and she would be grabbed by her ankles and used like like a baseball bat/crowbar by Beyonce

Kesha- would claw and scratch and bite, if she had it in her to rip out someone's jugular she could escape alive

Britney- after realizing the fight or flight situation she is in, her brain would just SNAP and her primal instict would come out and Hulkney/Bicepsney would just destroy everyone

Christina- would probably try to go after Britney but too weak to really hurt ha and Britney hits ha once and knocks ha out, no one else even checks for ha

Beyoncé- probably a contender to win, watch ha movie Obsessed, I can see her pulling some HARD punches

Rihanna- will fucking go ratchet but ha fighting style is too messy and ghetto and she has bad memories from Chris Brown and Hulkney/Beyonce get ha

Lana- way too non-confrontational to do any real damage, if she brought a gun she would win tho

 

Bonus Tracks:

Fatmi: watch ha Confident video, she gets her ass kicked by some no1curr, she would go in punching and swinging and she would literally get punched once and fall down, and she's too fat to get back up

Selena: frail and small and weak, would try to run away and get stepped on

Ariana: Would be grabbed by ha ponytail by Hulkney and swung around like a spiked ball on a chain to knock out the other faves

Mariah: probably strong but too slow and fat and glamorous to engage in fighting and she would get destroyed

Adele: could probably knock a few girls out just based on her size but would quickly get too tired/hungry (could eat some of them)

 

Omg need to make a 2019 version of this whit1 

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Otherwise, Madonna...obiviously. Check out those pipes! 

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Mimi would hit a F8 and bust all their eardrums and win

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36 minutes ago, EWA said:

Mimi would hit a F8 and bust all their eardrums and win

Mimi has great aim and technique, she'd win.

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9 minutes ago, I Brings That Levity said:

Mimi has great aim and technique, she'd win.

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Mariah is more accustomed to taking balls to the face. 

 

 

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On 12/2/2015 at 9:10 PM, Goldie said:

Gaga- would immediately get scared and try to tell everyone they were born this way and to love each other and would be one of the first to get knocked out

Madonna- she's strong and would dispatch Gaga swiftly and quickly but could become too tired too quickly and might break a bone or hip too soon to win

Katy- would literally just try to go ape shit on Taylor but is too white girl to do anything except pull hair 

Taylor- same as Katy except her fighting spirit is even weaker than Katy's, she would rather get the squad to kill her enemies for her or hire hitmen to just shoot them, and she would be grabbed by her ankles and used like like a baseball bat/crowbar by Beyonce

Kesha- would claw and scratch and bite, if she had it in her to rip out someone's jugular she could escape alive

Britney- after realizing the fight or flight situation she is in, her brain would just SNAP and her primal instict would come out and Hulkney/Bicepsney would just destroy everyone

Christina- would probably try to go after Britney but too weak to really hurt ha and Britney hits ha once and knocks ha out, no one else even checks for ha

Beyoncé- probably a contender to win, watch ha movie Obsessed, I can see her pulling some HARD punches

Rihanna- will fucking go ratchet but ha fighting style is too messy and ghetto and she has bad memories from Chris Brown and Hulkney/Beyonce get ha

Lana- way too non-confrontational to do any real damage, if she brought a gun she would win tho

 

Bonus Tracks:

Fatmi: watch ha Confident video, she gets her ass kicked by some no1curr, she would go in punching and swinging and she would literally get punched once and fall down, and she's too fat to get back up

Selena: frail and small and weak, would try to run away and get stepped on

Ariana: Would be grabbed by ha ponytail by Hulkney and swung around like a spiked ball on a chain to knock out the other faves

Mariah: probably strong but too slow and fat and glamorous to engage in fighting and she would get destroyed

Adele: could probably knock a few girls out just based on her size but would quickly get too tired/hungry (could eat some of them)

 

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I don't think X would go for Britney. Too much history there.

Christina knows what to do. She'll go for the tall girls and head straight for their knees. 

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