Lady Gaga: Song Sorter

[Alejandreaux 13,308]

http://jesseepinkman.tumblr.com/ladygagasong

i found this thing online where you can choose your favorite from each of Gaga's songs (TF thru Artpop) and at the end it sorts them out to tell you the definitive ranking of your favorite Gaga songs  It takes a really long time because it forces you to choose between songs that are equally good and some of the choices can be traumatic, but its worth it at the end

give it a try and post your results here when your done! take all the time you need, it took me almost an hour just to choose between Hair and Paparazzi  

[Alejandreaux 13,308]

Rank    Song
1    You And I
2    The Queen
3    Hair
4    So Happy I Could Die
5    Bad Romance
6    The Edge Of Glory
7    Speechless
8    Gypsy
9    Paparazzi
10    Poker Face
11    Applause
12    Marry The Night
13    Brown Eyes
14    Dance in The Dark
15    Stuck on Fuckin' You
16    Teeth
17    Dope
17    Dope
19    Do What U Want
20    I Like It Rough
21    Bloody Mary
22    Just Dance
23    The Fame
24    Born This Way
25    Boys Boys Boys
26    Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
27    Judas
28    Mary Jane Holland
29    Telephone
30    Scheiße
31    Monster
32    Sexxx Dreams
33    Donatella
34    Artpop
35    Brooklyn Nights
36    Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
37    Alejandro
38    Paper Gangsta
39    Starstuck
40    Heavy Metal Lover
41    Money Honey
42    LoveGame
43    Manicure
44    G.U.Y
45    Again Again
46    Electric Chapel
47    Americano
48    Government Hooker
49    Aura
50    Fashion!
51    Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
52    Swine
53    Summerboy
54    Venus
55    Retro, Dance, Freak
56    Hello, Hello
57    Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
58    Bad Kids
59    Jewels N' Drugs
60    Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
61    Chillin'
62    Fashion
63    Disco Heaven
64    Vanity
65    Don't Give Up
65    Fountain of Truth
 

 

this is how my list turned out  it's like 99% accurate, but idk how the FUCK Summerboy came in at #53  

[SHANE 1,436]

Spoiler

 

1	Artpop
2	Aura
3	Applause
4	Judas
5	Venus
6	Sexxx Dreams
7	Alejandro
8	Do What U Want
9	Dance in The Dark
10	The Edge Of Glory
11	Scheiße
12	G.U.Y
13	Government Hooker
14	Bloody Mary
15	Bad Romance
16	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
17	Heavy Metal Lover
18	Manicure
19	Paparazzi
20	Hair
21	Monster
22	Marry The Night
23	Electric Chapel
24	Summerboy
25	Telephone
26	Brooklyn Nights
27	Born This Way
28	Poker Face
29	Americano
30	The Queen
31	Boys Boys Boys
32	Gypsy
33	Mary Jane Holland
34	Speechless
35	So Happy I Could Die
36	Paper Gangsta
37	Bad Kids
38	Swine
39	Stuck on Fuckin' You
40	You And I
41	Donatella
42	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
43	Money Honey
44	Just Dance
45	The Fame
46	Starstuck
47	Teeth
48	LoveGame
49	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
50	Fashion
51	Jewels N' Drugs
52	Vanity
53	Retro, Dance, Freak
54	I Like It Rough
55	Hello, Hello
56	Fashion!
57	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
58	Dope
59	Disco Heaven
60	Dope
61	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
62	Brown Eyes
63	Again Again
64	Chillin'
65	Don't Give Up
65	Fountain of Truth

 

Mostly spot on tbh

[Hunty Bear 12,485]

Rank	Song
1	I Like It Rough
1	Paparazzi
3	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
3	Do What U Want
3	The Edge Of Glory
3	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
3	Government Hooker
3	Just Dance
3	Money Honey
3	Poker Face
3	Summerboy
12	Marry The Night
12	Boys Boys Boys
14	G.U.Y
14	LoveGame
14	Monster
14	Paper Gangsta
14	Sexxx Dreams
14	So Happy I Could Die
14	Speechless
14	Starstuck
22	Applause
22	Aura
22	Bad Kids
22	Bad Romance
22	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
22	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
22	Dance in The Dark
22	Disco Heaven
22	Judas
22	Manicure
22	Mary Jane Holland
22	Scheiße
22	Telephone
35	The Fame
35	Retro, Dance, Freak
35	Teeth
35	You And I
39	Again Again
39	Chillin'
39	Americano
39	Artpop
39	Bloody Mary
39	Born This Way
39	Brown Eyes
39	Donatella
39	Dope
39	Don't Give Up
39	Dope
39	Electric Chapel
39	Fashion!
39	Fountain of Truth
39	Gypsy
39	Hair
39	Heavy Metal Lover
39	Hello, Hello
39	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
39	Jewels N' Drugs
39	The Queen
39	Stuck on Fuckin' You
39	Swine
39	Vanity
39	Venus
64	Alejandro
65	Fashion
66	Brooklyn Night

 

well  what even are Fountain Of Truth, Hello Hello and Don't Give Up ??

[SHANE 1,436]

Choosing between Alejandro and Do What U Want was one of the hardest choices I've ever made in my life.

[SHANE 1,436]

Interesting to note that 6 tracks out of my top 10 are songs off ARTPOP 

[Honey 13,264]

1	Brooklyn Nights
2	Just Dance
3	You And I
4	So Happy I Could Die
5	Starstuck
6	Teeth
7	Telephone
8	Summerboy
9	Poker Face
10	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
11	Alejandro
12	Dance in The Dark
13	Government Hooker
14	The Edge Of Glory
15	Fashion
16	Americano
17	Marry The Night
18	Scheiße
19	Judas
20	G.U.Y
21	Hair
22	Money Honey
23	Venus
24	Monster
25	I Like It Rough
26	Heavy Metal Lover
27	Paparazzi
28	Sexxx Dreams
29	Jewels N' Drugs
30	Vanity
31	Speechless
32	Don't Give Up
33	Born This Way
34	Boys Boys Boys
35	Retro, Dance, Freak
36	Mary Jane Holland
37	Swine
38	Aura
39	Manicure
40	Gypsy
41	Paper Gangsta
42	The Fame
43	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
44	Disco Heaven
45	LoveGame
46	The Queen
47	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
48	Bloody Mary
49	Electric Chapel
50	Applause
51	Bad Kids
52	Bad Romance
53	Artpop
54	Dope
55	Dope
56	Fashion!
57	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
58	Brown Eyes
59	Do What U Want
60	Donatella
61	Stuck on Fuckin' You
62	Again Again
63	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
64	Hello, Hello
65	Chillin'
66	Fountain of Truth

 

[Alejandreaux 13,308]

13 minutes ago, Hunty Bear said:

well  what even are Fountain Of Truth, Hello Hello and Don't Give Up ??

FOT is some random unreleased song, and Hello Hello was a duet she did with Elton John from some childrens film. idk what the other one is, or why they felt they were relevant to this list at all  (even though secretly i do use Hello Hello from time to time  )

[Madonna 46,061]

100% accurate

Why is Dope on the list twice?

Rank	Song
1	Heavy Metal Lover
2	Alejandro
2	The Edge Of Glory
2	Government Hooker
5	Sexxx Dreams
5	So Happy I Could Die
5	Telephone
5	Vanity
9	Bloody Mary
9	Brown Eyes
9	Dance in The Dark
12	Marry The Night
13	G.U.Y
13	LoveGame
13	Mary Jane Holland
13	Paparazzi
17	Aura
18	Paper Gangsta
19	Scheiße
20	Disco Heaven
21	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
22	Fashion
23	Boys Boys Boys
24	Just Dance
25	Artpop
26	Poker Face
27	Monster
28	Bad Romance
29	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
30	Manicure
31	Born This Way
32	Starstuck
32	Summerboy
34	Hair
35	Electric Chapel
36	Donatella
37	Do What U Want
38	Fashion!
39	The Fame
40	Teeth
41	Money Honey
42	Gypsy
43	Judas
44	Retro, Dance, Freak
45	Americano
46	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
47	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
48	Speechless
49	Swine
50	I Like It Rough
51	The Queen
52	Bad Kids
53	Applause
54	Venus
55	You And I
56	Brooklyn Nights
57	Don't Give Up
58	Dope
58	Dope
60	Again Again
61	Hello, Hello
62	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
63	Stuck on Fuckin' You
64	Jewels N' Drugs
65	Chillin'
66	Fountain of Truth

[Lachlan 18,471]

This is fairly accurate except I'd switch Aura and Venus around.

 

Rank	Song
1	Alejandro
1	Artpop
1	Aura
1	Bloody Mary
1	Dance in The Dark
1	Judas
7	Bad Romance
7	Electric Chapel
7	Venus
7	You And I
11	Marry The Night
11	The Edge Of Glory
11	G.U.Y
11	Heavy Metal Lover
15	Speechless
16	Paparazzi
17	Government Hooker
18	Poker Face
18	Scheiße
20	Gypsy
21	LoveGame
21	Manicure
21	Mary Jane Holland
21	Sexxx Dreams
21	Swine
26	Applause
27	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
28	Born This Way
29	Hair
30	Telephone
31	So Happy I Could Die
32	Monster
33	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
33	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
35	Brooklyn Nights
36	Do What U Want
36	Dope
38	Dope
39	Just Dance
40	Donatella
41	Fashion!
42	Boys Boys Boys
43	Americano
44	Paper Gangsta
45	The Queen
46	Teeth
47	I Like It Rough
48	Disco Heaven
49	Summerboy
50	Brown Eyes
51	The Fame
52	Again Again
53	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
54	Bad Kids
55	Jewels N' Drugs
56	Money Honey
57	Vanity
58	Starstuck
59	Stuck on Fuckin' You
60	Retro, Dance, Freak
61	Fashion
62	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
63	Don't Give Up
64	Chillin'
65	Hello, Hello
66	Fountain of Truth

[Infrared 20,649]

Only album official songs are included

 

Then why is Stuck On Fuckin You there 

[CHANEL #1 12,907]

Spoiler

1	Brooklyn Nights
2	Judas
3	Bloody Mary
4	G.U.Y
4	Gypsy
6	Bad Romance
7	Dance in The Dark
8	Monster
9	Americano
10	Government Hooker
10	So Happy I Could Die
12	Poker Face
13	Artpop
14	The Edge Of Glory
14	Venus
16	Telephone
17	Applause
18	Paparazzi
19	Heavy Metal Lover
20	Scheiße
21	Mary Jane Holland
22	Just Dance
23	Marry The Night
24	Alejandro
25	Donatella
26	Aura
27	Teeth
28	LoveGame
29	Do What U Want
30	Sexxx Dreams
31	Hair
32	I Like It Rough
33	Born This Way
34	Bad Kids
35	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
36	Boys Boys Boys
37	The Fame
38	Starstuck
39	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
40	Money Honey
41	Vanity
42	Manicure
43	Paper Gangsta
44	Speechless
45	The Queen
46	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
47	Fashion
48	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
49	Electric Chapel
50	Summerboy
51	Jewels N' Drugs
52	Retro, Dance, Freak
53	Swine
54	You And I
55	Chillin'
56	Dope
56	Dope
58	Disco Heaven
59	Fashion!
60	Brown Eyes
61	Hello, Hello
62	Again Again
63	Stuck on Fuckin' You
64	Don't Give Up
65	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
66	Fountain of Truth

 

Not sure about Gypsy's position. I love it a lot but idk if it deserves that high of a spot.

[Alejandreaux 13,308]

4 minutes ago, Infrared said:

Only album official songs are included

 

Then why is Stuck On Fuckin You there 

because its a flawless masterpiece that should never ever be excluded from anything  

[CHANEL #1 12,907]

@Witchcraft I see you got Brooklyn Nights as your #1 too

[Honey 13,264]

Just now, BLUE. said:

@Witchcraft I see you got Brooklyn Nights as your #1 too

Yes yes yes  That song is so beautiful  I stanned so hard when it leaked. 

[PoisonCandy 4,277]

Kinda rushed it but it seems pretty accurate. Maybe switch Hair and Applause around. The top 10 is totally on point  

 

1	Dance in The Dark
2	The Edge Of Glory
3	Bloody Mary
4	Scheiße
5	Telephone
6	Monster
7	Judas
8	Poker Face
9	Venus
10	Gypsy
11	Boys Boys Boys
12	Do What U Want
13	Alejandro
14	You And I
15	Brown Eyes
16	Bad Romance
17	Born This Way
18	Marry The Night
19	Paparazzi
20	Paper Gangsta
21	So Happy I Could Die
22	Just Dance
23	Applause
24	Heavy Metal Lover
25	Hair
26	Government Hooker
27	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
28	Brooklyn Nights
29	Speechless
30	Aura
31	Electric Chapel
32	I Like It Rough
33	Sexxx Dreams
34	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
35	G.U.Y
36	LoveGame
37	Artpop
38	Starstuck
39	Teeth
40	Money Honey
41	The Fame
42	Dope
42	Dope
44	Disco Heaven
45	Manicure
46	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
47	Mary Jane Holland
48	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
49	Bad Kids
50	Fashion!
51	Summerboy
52	The Queen
53	Again Again
54	Fashion
55	Americano
56	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
57	Swine
58	Hello, Hello
59	Vanity
60	Retro, Dance, Freak
61	Jewels N' Drugs
62	Donatella
63	Don't Give Up
64	Chillin'
65	Stuck on Fuckin' You
66	Fountain of Truth

[Hylia 85,573]

Rank	Song
1	Americano
1	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
3	Dance in The Dark
4	Electric Chapel
5	Judas
6	Born This Way
7	Bad Romance
8	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
9	Aura
10	Alejandro
11	Hair
12	Scheiße
13	The Queen
14	Telephone
15	Heavy Metal Lover
16	Poker Face
17	Marry The Night
18	Brooklyn Nights
19	Bad Kids
20	Bloody Mary
21	Applause
22	Artpop
23	Starstuck
24	Just Dance
25	Government Hooker
26	The Fame
27	Paparazzi
28	LoveGame
29	I Like It Rough
30	You And I
31	Venus
32	Teeth
33	G.U.Y
34	Manicure
35	Speechless
36	Jewels N' Drugs
37	Swine
38	Sexxx Dreams
39	So Happy I Could Die
40	Mary Jane Holland
41	Gypsy
42	Paper Gangsta
43	Money Honey
44	Vanity
45	Hello, Hello
46	Stuck on Fuckin' You
46	Summerboy
48	Retro, Dance, Freak
49	Monster
50	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
51	The Edge Of Glory
52	Donatella
53	Disco Heaven
54	Boys Boys Boys
55	Brown Eyes
56	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
57	Fountain of Truth
58	Chillin'
59	Again Again
59	Fashion
61	Dope
62	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
63	Do What U Want
64	Fashion!
65	Dope
66	Don't Give Up

 

Electric Chapel is a bit too high, but slay!  

[Government Hooker 194]

Well... It's done. I kinda hate myself for some of the decisions I've made, but I guess it's pretty much right.

I'm actually super surprised how much I like some songs that I never realized that I do. And I also realized how I would rather listen to Paper Gangsta (my dead last songs) than a lot of songs that I could mention.

1	So Happy I Could Die
2	You And I
3	Alejandro
4	Government Hooker
5	The Edge Of Glory
6	Monster
7	Gypsy
8	Paparazzi
9	Applause
10	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
11	Summerboy
12	Venus
13	Heavy Metal Lover
14	LoveGame
15	Bad Romance
16	The Fame
17	Artpop
18	Manicure
19	Speechless
20	Sexxx Dreams
21	Americano
22	Aura
23	Hair
24	Marry The Night
25	Teeth
26	Telephone
27	Poker Face
28	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
29	G.U.Y
30	Judas
31	Just Dance
32	Donatella
33	Do What U Want
34	Bad Kids
35	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
36	Bloody Mary
37	Boys Boys Boys
38	Fashion!
39	Fashion
40	Born This Way
41	The Queen
42	Swine
43	Scheiße
44	Money Honey
45	Mary Jane Holland
46	Electric Chapel
47	I Like It Rough
48	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
49	Jewels N' Drugs
50	Brown Eyes
51	Dance in The Dark
52	Starstuck
53	Dope
54	Dope
55	Paper Gangsta

 

 

[Alejandreaux 13,308]

4 hours ago, GovernmentHooker said:

Well... It's done. I kinda hate myself for some of the decisions I've made, but I guess it's pretty much right.

I'm actually super surprised how much I like some songs that I never realized that I do. And I also realized how I would rather listen to Paper Gangsta (my dead last songs) than a lot of songs that I could mention.

1	So Happy I Could Die
2	You And I
3	Alejandro
4	Government Hooker
5	The Edge Of Glory
6	Monster
7	Gypsy
8	Paparazzi
9	Applause
10	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
11	Summerboy
12	Venus
13	Heavy Metal Lover
14	LoveGame
15	Bad Romance
16	The Fame
17	Artpop
18	Manicure
19	Speechless
20	Sexxx Dreams
21	Americano
22	Aura
23	Hair
24	Marry The Night
25	Teeth
26	Telephone
27	Poker Face
28	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
29	G.U.Y
30	Judas
31	Just Dance
32	Donatella
33	Do What U Want
34	Bad Kids
35	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
36	Bloody Mary
37	Boys Boys Boys
38	Fashion!
39	Fashion
40	Born This Way
41	The Queen
42	Swine
43	Scheiße
44	Money Honey
45	Mary Jane Holland
46	Electric Chapel
47	I Like It Rough
48	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
49	Jewels N' Drugs
50	Brown Eyes
51	Dance in The Dark
52	Starstuck
53	Dope
54	Dope
55	Paper Gangsta

 

 

a fellow Yoü and I fanatic  sometimes i feel like im the only one on this forum who truly appreciates her best song  

[Iconic 3,104]

Rank	Song
1	Judas
2	Heavy Metal Lover
3	Alejandro
4	Bad Romance
5	Bloody Mary
6	The Edge Of Glory
7	Dance in The Dark
8	Do What U Want
9	Electric Chapel
10	Marry The Night
11	Applause
12	Sexxx Dreams
12	So Happy I Could Die
14	Scheiße
15	Venus
16	Aura
17	Poker Face
18	Telephone
19	G.U.Y
20	Paparazzi
21	Gypsy
22	Monster
23	The Queen
24	You And I
25	Swine
26	Government Hooker
27	Artpop
28	Fashion!
29	The Fame
30	Just Dance
31	Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
32	LoveGame
33	I Like It Rough
34	Summerboy
35	Hair
36	Mary Jane Holland
37	Money Honey
38	Jewels N' Drugs
39	Speechless
39	Starstuck
41	Manicure
42	Brooklyn Nights
43	Donatella
44	Disco Heaven
45	Bad Kids
46	Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)
47	Retro, Dance, Freak
48	Teeth
49	Vanity
50	Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
51	Born This Way
52	Boys Boys Boys
53	Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
54	Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe
55	Americano
56	Chillin'
56	Don't Give Up
56	Paper Gangsta
59	Fashion
59	Hello, Hello
59	Stuck on Fuckin' You
62	Again Again
62	Brown Eyes
64	Fountain of Truth
65	Dope
65	Dope

 

 

 

My list is flawless mainly because Nope is the last song on it