Why did the "Bible" outsell "ARTPOP"?

[Impossible Princess 1,557]

4 minutes ago, Hylia said:

Which is more dated? The Bible's views or ARTPOP's production? Do either relate to any staggering sales that either product may have?

The Bible's views were at least appropriate for its album era and place in time, even if they are indeed dated now  ARTPOP's production was already dated upon release thanks to DJ White Satan. 

[Hylia 85,573]

2 minutes ago, Impossible Princess said:

The Bible's views were at least appropriate for its album era, even if they are indeed dated now  ARTPOP's production was already dated upon release thanks to DJ White Satan. 

How did the good sis Ezekiel ever come back from this controversy?

Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

[Impossible Princess 1,557]

4 minutes ago, Hylia said:

How did the good sis Ezekiel ever come back from this controversy?

Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Are you shading the pop masterpiece "Biblerotica?" 

 

Erotic

 

Erotic

 

Put your hands all over my donkey genitals

[Crystal Whore 796]

The Bible was discounted on Amazon  

[KeshaOverdose 7,585]

Poor Jesus his 2013 years overhyped comeback flopped  

[Jonna Lee 1,107]

13 hours ago, Hylia said:

Which is more dated? The Bible's views or ARTPOP's production? Do either relate to any staggering sales that either product may have?

STOP THIS

DFGHSKLJDFAK;S'
G'DHG

[Madonna 46,062]

14 hours ago, Mark said:

Because the Bible is filled with features from Matthew, John, Mark, Luke, Isaiah, etc.  When will God get a SOLO hit?  Stay pressed hunty

The iconic debut EP Genesis, though? Creation Myth (Part 1) is keeping you gay faggots seething still, I see bc he mentioned Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.  Most of the Old Testament was written by God too. He ain't no fake hoe like Bey. 

[Jonna Lee 1,107]

13 hours ago, Hylia said:

How did the good sis Ezekiel ever come back from this controversy?

Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ezekiel tried IT he thinks he can be the Song of Songs 

[El Goot 413]

Okay, can we just stop this threads now?

[Hylia 85,573]

1 hour ago, Goot said:

Okay, can we just stop this threads now?

It's a JOKE

[El Goot 413]

30 minutes ago, Hylia said:

It's a JOKE

Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

[Hylia 85,573]

1 minute ago, Goot said:

Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

Edgy! But why don't you try it with all the other members who played along in this thread, or maybe you'd rather run along and just ignore threads you don't care about from now on?

[Melt Away 5,460]

2 hours ago, Goot said:

Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

Yes. And this thread is HILARIOUS.  

[NoCareInTheWorld 109]

I keep confusing Artpop and the Bible all the time. I'm not a Christian. I've got a Bible app though on the phone but I only bought one song of Artpop. I stream the others when I'm drunk, or overdosed my meds. I also also stream them when I lie in my bed at night and no chance of walking on air. 

[Melt Away 5,460]

11 hours ago, Salvatore said:

The iconic debut EP Genesis, though? Creation Myth (Part 1) is keeping you gay faggots seething still, I see bc he mentioned Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.  Most of the Old Testament was written by God too. He ain't no fake hoe like Bey. 

 dead at your delusion  

Moses cowrote, if not entirely wrote the Torah  God stealing writing credits again  

[Beel 633]

Because the Bible is the holy book of the world's largest religion? 

[Tonic 4,890]

5 minutes ago, Beel said:

Because the Bible is the holy book of the world's largest religion? 

No, the bible is not the holy book of the Little Monsters

[Beel 633]

Just now, Tonic said:

No, the bible is not the holy book of the Little Monsters