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If Lana were to record a Christmas album, what would she name some of her original compositions?

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1 minute ago, Hunty Bear said:

Christmas present and Christmas past are both perhaps Christmas present in Christmas future jj4 

Jingle bells echo in the sky
Down the chimney which we did not light
Towards the present we never opened
Into the Christmas tree

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Velvet Snow

[Verse 1]
Knock on the door on Christmas Eve,
Is it company who's come to call?
But no, it'd never be that simple,
The police have had your name since Fall,

It falls apart, so falls the snow,
We fix ourselves, primp and fluff,
This only ends in one way, babe,
And you would never give me up,

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh god, how many times have we been in this place before,
Where you're locked up and I'm fixing my mistakes,
Our vices will kill us, if we let them consume us,
But I love the way that this velvet snow tastes,

[Chorus]
You were the fire that burned down the forest,
I was the tree that grew from the ashes,
You leave me lonely and I turn to velvet,
But then you return with the gas and the matches,

Conflagration subsumes, the blizzard resumes,
One way or another, we all die in the end,
Get lost in the velvet, for we both have felt it,
Even in heaven, we'll be more than friends,

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2 minutes ago, Hunty Bear said:

since no one's starting, I'll kick off Santa's Prostitute! jj2 

My heart flourishes in your sweet cold
This is not a sexual urge for me
Lace my chest completely in white gold
I want your snow white inside me

The snow falls on this festive eve

I look for your sleigh, Eager to meet

Can I hear you coming

I'm on the corner

Santa's Prostitute

 

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I tried jj4 I rearranged and changed this so many times jj4

 

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Santa's Prostitute

[Verse 1]
My heart flourishes in your sweet cold
This is not a sexual urge for me
Lace my chest completely in white gold
I want your snow white inside me

[Chorus: Work In Progress!]
The snow falls on this festive eve
I look for your sleigh, eager to meet
Can I hear you coming?
I'm on the corner
Santa's Prostitute

[Verse 2]
Up above a million lights
The hooves of reindeer making sounds
Ravishing red, deep green and white
I want your pepsi mouth all over my brown south

[Bridge]
Hump me once, fuck my pumps
Tell me about your wife
Sleigh ride, Snow White
Our perfect charitable life

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Just now, Hunty Bear said:

Santa's Prostitute

[Verse 1]
My heart flourishes in your sweet cold
This is not a sexual urge for me
Lace my chest completely in white gold
I want your snow white inside me

[Chorus: Work In Progress!]
The snow falls on this festive eve
I look for your sleigh, eager to meet
Can I hear you coming?
I'm on the corner
Santa's Prostitute

[Verse 2]
Up above a million lights
The hooves of reindeer making sounds
Ravishing red, deep green and white
I want your pepsi mouth all over my brown south

[Bridge]
Hump me once, fuck my pumps
Tell me about your wife
Sleigh ride, Snow White
Our perfect charitable life

Mess, I can see all the changes from the FKA Twigs version. jj4 

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Just now, Americunt said:

It was a literal slam poetry mess! The rhyme scheme's all over the place and the imagery was excessively gross and pretentious at times. dead2

 

KFC drums is definitely no Florence that's for sure! I thought it was pretty apt though the weird breakdown that we tacked on at the end could've been modified jj4 

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AMERICAN CHRISTMAS: SNOW WHITE COCAINE EDITION

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18. The Greatest Gift

19. Bad Girl (For Santa)
20. Jim's Little Helper
21. Rudolph in the Pale Moonlight

22. Red & Green Blues

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"Christmas Isn't Christmas 'Til You Screw Me"

Reworked Kylie Minogue Cover (Japanese Bonus Track!)
 

It's been a long time to be fuckin' you, you, you
You're on your way now, daddy, and I'm over the moon
Everything's all in place, but there is one thing clear
Christmas isn't Christmas 'til you screw me

The cocaine lines white, white, white
Beer pong is fun, fun, fun
So many junkies are busy lighting up
They chuckle and they shoot
It's all for you, my daddy
Christmas isn't Christmas 'til you screw me

There's a bed by the fire place
Especially for you and me
But all that I want is to see your big fat wallet
That's how you make my clothes come off
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Come Visit My South Pole (work in progress)

 

[Verse 1]

Wear a good coat cause it's gonna be cold
Down at the South Pole where you proposed
Let's take a trip down memory lane
Remember the coal mines? the taste of your cane

[Chorus]

Come on time to hop on a plane
Travel to a land no man has ever remained
Except for you baby, because you're insane
Let's get wild in a place where there is no self control
It's time for you to come visit my south pole

 

jj4 

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22. Red & Green Blues
 

[Verse 1]

Oh daddy, daddy, daddy

Oh daddyyyyYYYYYYY

The clock will soon strike midnight

And suddenly Christmas Day will be nigh

Oh daddy, daddy, daddy

Oh daddyyyyYYYYYYY

Such a lonely Eve it was

How I wish you were here to be my Claus

[Pre-chorus]

My tiresome self lays underneath the mistletoe

I look up the Pine Tea laced with decorations

Imagine your body with nothing but tinsel, hoe

But this lucid dreaming ceases to stimulate ejaculations

[Chorus]

Where are you, where are you?

Where are you when I need you most

Where are you, where are you?

Now it's Red and Green Blues I woe

Red and Green, Red and Green

Red and Green Blues I woe

Red and Green, Red and Green

Red and Green Blues I woe

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