If Lana were to record a Christmas album, what would she name some of her original compositions?

[Hunty Bear 12,397]

During #PI's Holiday season 2 years back, I had Sean write a song for my artist named "Santa's Prostitute", which is a textbook Lana title looking in retrospect! let's create a Christmas album by churning out Lana-esque Christmas song titles and adding it to this tracklist!  

American Christmas: Snow White Cocaine Edition

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18. The Greatest Gift

19. Bad Girl (For Santa)
20. Jim's Little Helper
21. Rudolph in the Pale Moonlight
22. Red & Green Blues

23. Christmas Isn't Christmas 'Til You Screw Me

BOLD indicates single status

[Hunty Bear 12,397]

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[Lachlan 18,441]

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[Lachlan 18,441]

By the way, when we finish this we should have a thread where we write the lyrics to some of the songs line-by-line!

[Gilly 11,589]

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2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
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2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
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[Hunty Bear 12,397]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
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[Jake 19,225]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
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[Lachlan 18,441]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
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[Americunt 16,409]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
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[Hunty Bear 12,397]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
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[Jake 19,225]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
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[Ciggy Socialist 8,787]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
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[Americunt 16,409]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be 
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
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[Hunty Bear 12,397]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
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Burnt Norton 2.0!

[Ciggy Socialist 8,787]

Fixing it 

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
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[Ciggy Socialist 8,787]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cuming Down The Chimney 
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[Jake 19,225]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cuming Down The Chimney 
16. Ski Trippin'
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[Americunt 16,409]

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
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