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If Lana were to record a Christmas album, what would she name some of her original compositions?

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During #PI's Holiday season 2 years back, I had Sean write a song for my artist named "Santa's Prostitute", which is a textbook Lana title looking in retrospect! let's create a Christmas album by churning out Lana-esque Christmas song titles and adding it to this tracklist! jj2 

American Christmas: Snow White Cocaine Edition

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18. The Greatest Gift

19. Bad Girl (For Santa)
20. Jim's Little Helper
21. Rudolph in the Pale Moonlight
22. Red & Green Blues

23. Christmas Isn't Christmas 'Til You Screw Me

BOLD indicates single status

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By the way, when we finish this we should have a thread where we write the lyrics to some of the songs line-by-line!

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2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
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 1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
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16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. 
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11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be 
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
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15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15.
16.
17.
18.

Burnt Norton 2.0!

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Fixing it moo1

1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15.
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cuming Down The Chimney 
16.
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12. I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13. Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cuming Down The Chimney 
16. Ski Trippin'
17.
18.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18.

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