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If Lana were to record a Christmas album, what would she name some of her original compositions?

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18. The Greatest Gift

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18.Jim's Little Helper

19. Daddy, your beard is so white.

20. Bad Girls (Are for santa)

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18.Jim's Little Helper

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
17. Rudolph in the Pale Moonlight
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Just now, Hunty Bear said:

Volume I is complete! should we pen lyrics or move on to another volume jj2 

Let's do lyrics first! jj2 

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Velvet Snow
11. LSD Snickerdoodles
12.  I Believe In The Holiday Christmas Used To Be
13.  Plow Me and My Driveway, Daddy 
14. A Christmas Carol (Interlude)
15. Cumming Down The Chimney
16. Ski Trippin'
17. Neon Phosphorescent Christmas Present
18. The Greatest Gift

19. Bad Girl (For Santa)
20. Jim's Little Helper
21. Rudolph in the Pale Moonlight

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I hope somewhere Lana knows her section on a forum is being revived by the construction of a parody Christmas album.

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1. Santa's Prostitute
2. Daddy's Sack
3. Peppermint Kisses
4. Little Red Party Dress 
5. Cocaine & Candy Canes
6. Holiday Blues
7. Rudolph's Dead (Bloody Nose)
8. Come Visit My South Pole
9. White Powder Paradise
10. Naughty Girl
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since no one's starting, I'll kick off Santa's Prostitute! jj2 

My heart flourishes in your sweet cold
This is not a sexual urge for me
Lace my chest completely in white gold
I want your snow white inside me

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White Powder Paradise

[Verse 1]
Me and Tony and our friends from the coast,
We're all living lives of major crime,
If they're gonna lock everyone up,
We'll make snow acute angles with dollar bills and lines,

[Chorus]
It's a white powder paradise tonight,
Everyone is shining, I'm alive and on fire,
It's a white powder paradise and I,
I just wanna fall and let the clouds take me higher,

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