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Just now, Aidan. said:

We need to do a album rank based off of gay stereotypes 

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On 6/29/2016 at 10:27 PM, Aidan. said:

Omg there's like a whole Kylie tribe in here! I must visit more often!

I'll start by saying Light Years is maybe my fave Kylie album Spinning Around On A Night Like This Love Boat Your Disco Needs You  

My top 5 Kylie albums are Light Years, Impossible Princess, Body Language, Fever And X Honourable Mention to KM94

Omggg here it is

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4 minutes ago, ajp said:

We need to do a album rank based off of gay stereotypes 

1. Aphrodite - Bottom that douches everyday just in case

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1 minute ago, Aidan. said:

Omggg here it is

3 years ago and you haven’t flopped (except for your gootgoot phase). 

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2 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

1. Aphrodite - Bottom that douches everyday just in case

2. Kiss Me Once - Grindr profile that always cancels the hook-ups

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4 minutes ago, ajp said:

3 years ago and you haven’t flopped (except for your gootgoot phase). 

gootgoot sadly passed

2 minutes ago, ajp said:

2. Kiss Me Once - Grindr profile that always cancels the hook-ups

The accuracy

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I just got my first Kylie vinyl 

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8 hours ago, Aidan. said:

Probably cause she did 5 dates on the Golden Tour

I think for non-UK shows on this tour she was targeting countries the Golden Tour did not visit

cute for her but i Need her 

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Put my KMO vinyl on

Ma'am why the fuck did she spread an 11 track album over two discs

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1 hour ago, Aidan. said:

Put my KMO vinyl on

Ma'am why the fuck did she spread an 11 track album over two discs

She could charge extra for shipping and pocket the profit

 

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10 minutes ago, ajp said:

She could charge extra for shipping and pocket the profit

 

Well she needed it during that era

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26 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

Well she needed it during that era

To pay Feral 

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2 minutes ago, ajp said:

To pay Feral 

Its all making cents Single flopped, was probably in debt because of it

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5 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

Its all making cents Single flopped, was probably in debt because of it

They could have paid for it all by just selling more I Was Gonna Cancel CD Singles

 

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1 hour ago, ajp said:

They could have paid for it all by just selling more I Was Gonna Cancel CD Singles

 

A single I will never own despite liking the song

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27 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

A single I will never own despite liking the song

I have one and I hate the song

 

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2 minutes ago, ajp said:

I have one and I hate the song

 

You gave ha the coins to pay for her KMO costumes

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12 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

You gave ha the coins to pay for her KMO costumes

I was being generous that day

 

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This person on ATRL gained access to the OCC records in the UK through working at a record company

They were kind enough to post up-to-date figures for UK album and singles sales - LY through X

The numbers in brackets are what the album or single is selling per year on average at this point since release, factoring sales of all years since release

Spoiler

Light Years (Album)= 493,929 (5K)

Spinning Around= 360,879 (15K)

On a Night Like This= 216,612 (11.5K)

Kids= 282,608 (10K) 

Please Stay= 93,301

 

Fever (Album)= 1,719,947 (3K)

Can't Get You Out of My Head= 1,370,144 (60K) 

In Your Eyes= 202,693 (8K)

Love at First Sight= 264,218 (20K)

Come Into My World= 86,785

 

Body Language (album) = 402,749 (500) 

Slow= 154,431 (6K) 

Red Blooded Woman= 124,823 (3K)

Chocolate= 61,523 (1.5K) 

 

Ultimate Kylie (album)= 1,035,240 (6.5K) 

I Believe in You= 191,957 (5.5K) 

Giving You Up= 53,024 (500) 

 

X= 471,824 (2K)

2 Hearts= 173,360 (2.5K) 

Wow= 234,990 (7.5K)

In My Arms= 85,024 (3.5K)

The One= 38,514 (2.5K)

 

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40 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

This person on ATRL gained access to the OCC records in the UK through working at a record company

They were kind enough to post up-to-date figures for UK album and singles sales - LY through X

The numbers in brackets are what the album or single is selling per year on average at this point since release, factoring sales of all years since release

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Light Years (Album)= 493,929 (5K)

Spinning Around= 360,879 (15K)

On a Night Like This= 216,612 (11.5K)

Kids= 282,608 (10K) 

Please Stay= 93,301

 

Fever (Album)= 1,719,947 (3K)

Can't Get You Out of My Head= 1,370,144 (60K) 

In Your Eyes= 202,693 (8K)

Love at First Sight= 264,218 (20K)

Come Into My World= 86,785

 

Body Language (album) = 402,749 (500) 

Slow= 154,431 (6K) 

Red Blooded Woman= 124,823 (3K)

Chocolate= 61,523 (1.5K) 

 

Ultimate Kylie (album)= 1,035,240 (6.5K) 

I Believe in You= 191,957 (5.5K) 

Giving You Up= 53,024 (500) 

 

X= 471,824 (2K)

2 Hearts= 173,360 (2.5K) 

Wow= 234,990 (7.5K)

In My Arms= 85,024 (3.5K)

The One= 38,514 (2.5K)

 

Not Wow being one of her better sellers