The Tension Lounge

[plutoniano 16,571]

Jk
I Konfirm I will rot on FOTP sometimes while I'm at work considering there's wifi and sometimes it's quiet
Only on my phone tho. I wouldn't dare go on this deviant site on my work komputer

I was rotting at work thinking what if some young phag's konservative parents find this site and read all the filth we spew here and threaten to sue the site or something and we end up getting censored and shit gets automatically changed to sh!t and fucking into effing and hell into heck like in fucking exhell?

[plutoniano 16,571]

Well if that doesnt giveaway it was a slow day idk what will

[Aidan. 25,729]

1 minute ago, Lord Stoneheart said:

I was rotting at work thinking what if some young phag's konservative parents find this site and read all the filth we spew here and threaten to sue the site or something and we end up getting censored and shit gets automatically changed to sh!t and fucking into effing and hell into heck like in fucking exhell?

Omg give us that controversy We can X-Plain that we're being oppressed over things straights also do

I.e. Stan boring artists and having silent, unexciting sex once a month at 8:47pm

Except we're stanning talent and posting pics of triple fisting in HOW

[plutoniano 16,571]

Omg give us that controversy We can X-Plain that we're being oppressed over things straights also do
I.e. Stan boring artists and having silent, unexciting sex once a month at 8:47pm
Except we're stanning talent and posting pics of triple fisting in HOW

I've had to listen to Coldplay and fucking Bastille I'm fucking tired of straight music

[Aidan. 25,729]

Just now, Lord Stoneheart said:

I've had to listen to Coldplay and fucking Bastille I'm fucking tired of straight music

Bless your ears with Faglie NOW this is an EMERGENCY

[plutoniano 16,571]

Bless your ears with Faglie NOW this is an EMERGENCY

And I just told J i cant meet up for a quickie rn becase I'm too tired/busy but I'm just being petty over nothing this is why all my relationships end

Listening to straight musik
Avoiding dick appointments
This truly IS an emergency

[plutoniano 16,571]

Let me play Anal Years and reflekt on my life and my choices

[Aidan. 25,729]

25 minutes ago, Lord Stoneheart said:

And I just told J i cant meet up for a quickie rn becase I'm too tired/busy but I'm just being petty over nothing this is why all my relationships end

Listening to straight musik
Avoiding dick appointments
This truly IS an emergency

Fuck I feel you. Im dead rn I'm eating snacks in bed. No dick is good enough to pass up my rot time

15 minutes ago, Lord Stoneheart said:

Let me play Anal Years and reflekt on my life and my choices

A perfekt choice

[plutoniano 16,571]

A perfekt choice

Sometimes you gotta remind guys that they aint shit and leave them on read tbfh
I could have another fuckboi in a minute matter of fact he'll be here in a minute

When is #Aidanlisten to Beyoncé koming btw?

[Aidan. 25,729]

3 minutes ago, Lord Stoneheart said:

Sometimes you gotta remind guys that they aint shit and leave them on read tbfh
I could have another fuckboi in a minute matter of fact he'll be here in a minute

When is #Aidanlisten to Beyoncé koming btw?

I said I'd do Madonna but I highkey already know her quite a bit so I think I'm gonna go back and forth between both Mad and Bey starting hmmm possibly this Friday With Bey

[plutoniano 16,571]

I said I'd do Madonna but I highkey already know her quite a bit so I think I'm gonna go back and forth between both Mad and Bey starting hmmm possibly this Friday With Bey

Perchedt

[plutoniano 16,571]

Holy fucking shit Disco Down is so fucking gay
Le Freak or Dancing Queen

Fucking rainbows are coming out of my ass rn

[plutoniano 16,571]

Loveboat

I suddenly wanna be in a Gay Cruise

[Aidan. 25,729]

Just now, Lord Stoneheart said:

Holy fucking shit Disco Down is so fucking gay
Le Freak or Dancing Queen

Fucking rainbows are coming out of my ass rn

J gave you Les Clap

[plutoniano 16,571]

J gave you Les Clap

Les Clap?
English? Español?

[Aidan. 25,729]

Just now, Lord Stoneheart said:

Les Clap?
English? Español?

Les STD

[Aidan. 25,729]

Btw LS, my Spanish app always gets mad at me cause I don't use the little (excuse my ignorance) thingy over the N and other words

I need to get my phone keyboard to do it

[plutoniano 16,571]

Les STD

Nah we've been safe and I've never ever done it without a Kristmas Wrapping iykwim

[plutoniano 16,571]

Btw LS, my Spanish app always gets mad at me cause I don't use the little (excuse my ignorance) thingy over the N and other words
I need to get my phone keyboard to do it

Ñ is a different letter than N

The alphabet has literally one more letter. LMNÑOPQRST

You cant blame the poor app. There's a difference between cumpleaños and cumpleanos
Especially when you consider what anos means

[plutoniano 16,571]

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Let me use this as my potential breakup song .gif' alt='fall3'>