#AidanREVIEWS - Kylie - Light Years

[Aidan. 25,729]

Might as well do this here considering we have the section

This is a review for the Gayest album of all time LIGHT YEARS

1) Spinning Around - One of her most popular and well-remembered songs. Also a total bop and a really fun song. Also very applicable to that point in her career considering her come back. The perfect come back single 10/10

2) On A Night Like This - ICONIC. LEGENDARY. Truly one of her best ever songs to me. Amazing production and a total event of a song. One of my fave Kylie songs ever 10/10

3) So Now Goodbye - Filler number one This song adds nothing to the album and while it's boppy it's just such a drag honestly 5.5/10

4) Disco Down - EPIC SONG. EPIC PRODUCTION. Great flow of lyrics. One of the best non-singles on this album. The only part I don't like this the vocal effect at the very beginning 9.5/10

5) Loveboat - One of her gayest songs and such a bop. Just totally fun and great production. It's like a vacation in song form 10/10

6) Koocachoo - First of all what does this word even mean lol. Second this song is filler for filth. Fun but just adds nothing to me 5/10

7) Your Disco Needs You - HER GAYEST SONG EVER!!! LEGENDARY SONG WITH LEGENDARY PRODUCTION AND LYRICS. TEACH ME FRENCH BILINGUALIE!!! 10/10

8) Please Stay - Underrated honestly. A nice cute bop with great Latin influenced production 8.5/10

9) Bittersweet Goodbye - A Complete DRAGGGGGGGG of a song While it does have substance it's just too slow 5/10

10) Butterfly - Also underrated. This song is a total bop and has great production. It's obvious why this was chosen as a club single 8.5/10

11) Under The Influence Of Love - This song is filler but honestly it's such a Bop. Great production overall 8/10

12) I'm So High - This song actually slays kind of 8/10

13) Kids - Great production and one of her best collabs for sure. However to me it's a bit overrated 7/10

14) Light Years - Iconic title track. I loveeeeee the production and the lyrics. I also love the stuff about Kylie acting as an attendant and "Flying KM Air" ... ICONIC 10/10

Overall there's not a lot of middle ground on this album. Songs are pretty much either average and filler or very good and outstanding. This is such a fun album and I'm glad Kylie blessed the homosexuals with this Gem

115/140 (82.14%)

 

[trashmagic 6,841]

I wanna drag you but honestly I pretty much agree with all your scores  except for Your Dick Needs Cleaning which is SOOOOOOOOOO overrated

[BJORK 7,462]

whenever I play this album I magically find myself wearing a jockstrap

[Aidan. 25,729]

1 minute ago, BJORK said:

whenever I play this album I magically find myself wearing a jockstrap

Bye

[Vertigo-go 18,832]

Bittershit Goodbye, Taste is one of her worst songs ever

It sounds like a ballad from EY or LGTI. Overly long, boring mess

[trashmagic 6,841]

9 minutes ago, Vertigo-go said:

Bittershit Goodbye, Taste is one of her worst songs ever

It sounds like a ballad from EY or LGTI. Overly long, boring mess

At least My Secret Shart and Tears In My Anus had rhythm to them. Like I get that Bittershit Flopbye was supposed to be to Michael Hutenche but honey....it's so bad

[Vertigo-go 18,832]

2 minutes ago, trashmagic said:

At least My Secret Shart and Tears In My Anus had rhythm to them. Like I get that Bittershit Flopbye was supposed to be to Michael Hutenche but honey....it's so bad

Michael's a wonderful artist and didn't deserve that shite

I still think she needs to perform more of his songs live. Never tear us Apart and especially Not Enough Time

 

[trashmagic 6,841]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo-go said:

Michael's a wonderful artist and didn't deserve that shite

I still think she needs to perform more of his songs live. Never tear us Apart and especially Not Enough Time

 

Omg Never Tear Us Apart

Paper Deities should have been on the album instead, alongside Cover Me With Kisses & Ocean Blue  

[Liam 16,191]

Your Overrated Song Needs You a 10 and Butterfly an 8.5?

 

[Diamond 49,268]

I like I'm So High  

but pretty much agree with everything else.

[Hyun. 56,253]

I see way too many high scores here! 

[TattooedHeart 46,688]

Light Years is better than everyone here makes it out to be, I like Aidan's review  

[Courtney Love 4,389]

I'm So High is one of my favourites  

[plutoniano 16,571]

I lowkey love I'm so High and Bittersweet Goodbye but agree with the rest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm shocked.mp3 none of you called it Bittersweet Cum