Pitchfork DRAGS, MURDERS, Ed - 2.8 for Divide

[Infrared 20,649]

Ed Sheeran sells trite innocence by the pound. He uses bland wisdom and unimaginative music to ponder the basic good and bad in people around him, without once looking inward.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22960-divide/

 

poor his MC score  

[Holiest Dreams 179,461]

Cackling, imagine if his MC score goes down below a 60  

[Katy Petty 548]

I hope this lowers his chances of getting a Grammy  

Tired if the praise this bitch is getting  

[Chapman 36,112]

does this mean Divide's MC score will FINALLY go below multiply and plus' because right now it's downright blasphemy  

[Aidan. 25,728]

2.8/10?

[Mitski 13,494]

 

[Chapman 36,112]

screaming at them classifying ed as "rock"

[Cunt 7,658]

R.I.P. him

[Michael. 41,147]

I'm sure he'll still get a grammy for it.

[Arya 8,984]

46 minutes ago, Luke. said:

R.I.P. him

I'm sure he'll be crying in the corner of his room

[#Music 28,349]

1 hour ago, Urbanov said:

If Pitchfork says it's only 2.8 it must be even worse  

We gave him 6.5  and we always overrate the hell out of everyone

[Princess Aurora 31,340]

 

[Firdawsi 34,387]

well, it could've been worse....

[Jony 14,504]

At least I'm glad y'all pay attention to reviews now

Thought the consensus was #musicnottheMC when it came to shit reviews of shit albums

[FMKK 365]

This review is perfect.

[Jony 14,504]

NME outsold 

[ParentalAdvisory 8,162]

its clearly not as good as X was

[#Music 28,349]

4 minutes ago, Urbanov said:

Not me  

well you don't even rate them at first place

 

btw guys if you enjoyed the dragging served in Pitchfork's review, do check out Popfection's! Here are some drags we served:  

[...] cheesy, inoffensive ballad which many might like, it just doesn’t really do it for me. Quite a Title (Meghan Trainor) outtake… [...]

 

[...] THE GREATEST THE GREATEST NEVER GIVE UP NO I LOVE CHEAP THRILLS WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK!!! [...]

 

[...] Ed trying to be Meghan [...]

 

[...]  it sounds like something an Scandinavian country would send to Eurovision and tank in the 15-20 position [...]

 

[...] The lyrics are probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard ever since Baby by JB or Friday by Rebecca Black [...]

 

[...] Thinking Out Loud 4.7 (Beta Version). This guy tries to serve the exact same song over and over [...]

 

The whole Barcelona review is a kii on its own

 

http://popfection.net/2017/03/04/ed-sheeran-divide-track-track-review/

[Maryanne 2,657]

Watch when this disgustingly bland album gets AOTY on Grammys... oh wait didn't this alredy happen this year?

[Archie 4,413]

Jeez, that was a low rate