An Epiphany: Xtina's Bionic accessory is a handjob ring

[Kirjava 8,966]

So. This morning I was browsing through the Instagram page  @fashionaguilera, that is a successor/alternate version of @whatxtinawears, or at least what it's used to be (the latter is no longer active). If you guys aren't familiar with them, they search for and list whatever shoe/dress/accessory Xtina has worn, name the designer and post images of the items separately, and occasionally the price.

 

Exhibit A:

Chose one from the Citizen K shoot to appeal to good sis @Vertigo-go

Exhibit B:

Another one, with some jewellery analysis.

 

Anyways, as I was browsing this page, I found THIS FUCKING THING:

THAT THING IS A FETISH TOY! Created to provide pleasurable handjobs.

 

It makes so much sense now how she acted with that thing in the photoshoot.  

She was imagining stroking and sucking a dick the whole time

 

Sidenote: That's not the only thing she got from a sex shop Bionic era.

Idk, where she got the mouth gag from, but it certainly wasn't from Toys R Us

 

 

All this makes the existence of the anal beads mic all the more funny, unintentionally tying all these fetish items together.

 

 

Lastly, to think these following images lead some idiots to believe that she was part of the Illuminati because she was making the sign of the "All Seeing Eye" :

And the whole time she was just thinking about dicks

 

Conclusion:

Dick = Devil

[Vertigo-go 18,832]

Oh my god, I was so saddened when whatxtinawears decided to quit, they were so dedicated!

 

As for the revelation....

No wonder we slept on it the whole time, Bionic IS ahead of its times as she herself says

 

[Kirjava 8,966]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo-go said:

Oh my god, I was so saddened when whatxtinawears decided to quit, they were so dedicated!

 

As for the revelation....

No wonder we slept on it the whole time, Bionic IS ahead of its times as she herself says

 

Well, Fashion Aguilera seems to be covering things just fine.  

Ikr, us poor slobs will probably still be finding new things about it for many years to come.  

But I swear to god, I was browsing through that page so peacefully right after I woke up, and then all of a sudden it's like WTF

[Tasso 17,034]

omg wtf  

[Habits 3,779]

I am seriously SCREAMING at this 

[sexotheque. 5,096]

I'm deceased  

[Russian Roulette 5,988]

truly ahead of its time  

[Khems 641]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Vertigo-go 18,832]

12 hours ago, Kirjava said:

Well, Fashion Aguilera seems to be covering things just fine.  

Ikr, us poor slobs will probably still be finding new things about it for many years to come.  

But I swear to god, I was browsing through that page so peacefully right after I woke up, and then all of a sudden it's like WTF

This is honestly a pretty Xtina thing generally. She loves weird sex-related stuff like this lol

[Kirjava 8,966]

On 2017. 05. 30. at 1:18 PM, Vertigo-go said:

This is honestly a pretty Xtina thing generally. She loves weird sex-related stuff like this lol

Yep, she does.

 

[Freaky Prince 38,421]

Well, it was kinda obvious that it's SOMETHING 

But, I never knew things like this exist 

Why in the world would someone use something like this? 

[Kirjava 8,966]

5 minutes ago, Freaky Prince said:

Well, it was kinda obvious that it's SOMETHING 

But, I never knew things like this exist 

Why in the world would someone use something like this? 

To "give an extremly pleasant handjob"

[Freaky Prince 38,421]

Just now, Kirjava said:

"To give an extremly pleasant handjob"

How can metal on your dick be pleasant? 

she is wearing this thing in the NMT video as well tho 

[Kirjava 8,966]

2 minutes ago, Freaky Prince said:

How can metal on your dick be pleasant? 

she is wearing this thing in the NMT video as well tho 

 

Quote

More than a feeling

Today I came across this double-finger ring by Betony Vernon. Unlike other double finger rings that are generally shaped as flat bars across two fingers, this one connects your index with your THUMB. Betony actually designs all her jewelry with sex in mind- not just in terms of aesthetic, but each piece has a dual purpose. Apparently when this ring is worn, it holds your fingers in the "chi mudra" position: the gesture used in meditation....and a perfect hand job.

http://www.ismental.com/2009/11/more-than-feeling.html

[daddy issues 94]

the fuck is this bro

[Kirjava 8,966]

22 minutes ago, daddy issues said:

the fuck is this bro

Didn't you read the OP.

[daddy issues 94]

2 minutes ago, Kirjava said:

Didn't you read the OP.

I did

[Kirjava 8,966]

22 minutes ago, daddy issues said:

I did

Well, everything is explained there.

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[TheRoxxtar 233]

You can still get the petting ring: http://www.betonyvernon.com/petting-ring

Tho it's gone up in price I see.