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Rank Paradise: 2017 edition + throwback to a couple old threads of a similar nature!

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that was back when I was really into Paradise iirc! it's still her worst body of work, but I literally was not been able to get back into the groove of it since the release of Honeymoon until recently! it's still funny to reminisce on how bad my taste was though (my March ranking was especially tragic), and I'm also surprised at how my ranking took a 180 degree pivot in the span of about ~3-4 months, though it did change for the better, thankfully! this would be my ranking today:

  1. Blue Velvet
  2. Bel Air
  3. Gods & Monsters
  4. American
  5. Burning Desire
  6. Ride
  7. Yayo
  8. Cola
  9. Body Electric

what about you other fossils? feel free to rank it anyway even if you can't compare your current ranking of it to your past rankings! also I'm literally fucking howling at the fact that I somehow managed to confuse Britney for Laverne Cox laughcry1fall2

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  1. Blue Velvet
  2. Ride
  3. Gods & Monsters
  4. Cola
  5. Bel Air
  6. Burning Desire
  7. Yayo
  8. American
  9. Body Electric

Honestly this is a record that I can't really rank that easily, since I'm neutral to most of them expect to American & Body Eletric that I hate with passion rip1 

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2015

1. Gods and Monsters

2. Cola

3. Body Electric

4. American

5. Ride

6. Burning Desire

7. Blue Velvet

8. Bel Air

9. Yayo

Now it's

1. Cola

2. Gods and Monsters

3. American

4. Bel Air

5. Body Electric

6. Ride

7. Burning Desire

8. Yayo

9. vomit1vomit1 

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Just now, Jake said:

says the guy who's getting fucked in the backseat of a Rover sorry1trash1 

says the hunk of rotten frooty lard who approves of shock therapy and sticking cherry seeds up your vagina trash1sorry1 would rather be str8 than have such disgusting opinions honestly!

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1. Blue Velvet
2. Bel Air
3. Ride
4. American
5. Burning Desire
6. Yayo
7. Cola
8. Body Electric
9. Gods & Monsters

 

Paradise just feels like such an incomplete sounding record? Too many midtempos with the same instrumentation, tbh. Nowels really didn't quite have the style pinned down in 2012; their best work together was definitely yet to come.

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6 minutes ago, Hunty Bear said:

says the hunk of rotten frooty lard who approves of shock therapy and sticking cherry seeds up your vagina trash1sorry1 would rather be str8 than have such disgusting opinions honestly!

you straights are something else, praying for your soul kathy trash1sorry1 

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10 minutes ago, Americunt said:

1. Blue Velvet
2. Bel Air
3. Ride
4. American
5. Burning Desire
6. Yayo
7. Cola
8. Body Electric
9. Gods & Monsters

 

Paradise just feels like such an incomplete sounding record? Too many midtempos with the same instrumentation, tbh. Nowels really didn't quite have the style pinned down in 2012; their best work together was definitely yet to come.

I agree! the production is beautiful but it's just very monotonous and lethargic overall; I know that that same criticism can be applied to Honeymoon, but Honeymoon's just a lot less tacky overall jj3 

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I went through a period of not liking Paradise that much but over the past year I've enjoyed most of it. jj2 

  1. Bel Air
  2. American
  3. Gods & Monsters
  4. Ride
  5. Blue Velvet
  6. Cola
  7. Yayo
  8. Body Electric
  9. Burning Desire

BD is like... my least favourite released Lana song bar G&R. dead1 

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  1. Bel Air - talented, brilliant, amazing, show stopping etc
  2. Ride - iconic
  3. Cola - bop
  4. American - cute
  5. Gods and Monsters - cute
  6. Body Electric - cringe but kinda bops
  7. Yayo - zzzz
  8. Blue Velvet - auditory rape
  9. Burning Desire - auditory terrorism and rape at the same time!

demi1 

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Lana's best work is on Paradise gaga13

1. American

2. Ride

3. Cola

4. Gods & Monsters

5. Burning Desire

6. Blue Velvet

7. Body Electric

8. Bel Air

9. Yayo

 

After Blue Velvet is when I didn't care how they were ranked dead7

American is by far her best though antm1

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  1. Bel Air
  2. American
  3. Ride
  4. Cola
  5. Yayo
  6. Blue Velvet
  7. Gods & Monsters
  8. Body Electric
  9. Burning Desire 

I love the top 3 because they're very atmospheric tracks. The others seem to go for the same vibe, but their sloppy executions drag them down. I used to love Gods & Monsters, but now it sounds awful? & Burning Desire katy5

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