NASA clocks Gwyneth Paltrow and her $60 'body healing' stickers

[Jony 14,504]

 

NASA just fact-checked Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website about the wearable healing stickers the website was promoting.

Goop said in a Thursday post that Body Vibes' wearable stickers, which cost around $60 per pack, are "made with the same conductive carbon material NASA uses to line space suits so they can monitor an astronaut's vitals during wear," Gizmodo reports. The GOOP post went on to say that the wearables come "pre-programmed to an ideal frequency, allowing them to target imbalances."

 

NASA responded to the claim telling CNN Money that carbon materials don't line its suits and even further, its current spacesuit does not have any carbon fibers.

"Not only is the whole premise like snake oil, the logic doesn’t even hold up," Mark Shelhamer, a former chief scientist at NASA human research division, told Gizmodo. "If they promote healing, why do they leave marks on the skin when they are removed?"

 

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[Jony 14,504]

Power Balance teas

[Hermione 26,197]

Gwyneth is insufferable but I live for her antics. She has no self-awareness about how out-of-touch she is with the average consumer and I have to admit that I get the GOOP newsletters because it's so entertaining to see what she's up to 

[edwinfg 9,131]

That's what I call a clockT!

[Chris 58,351]

 

[VaginasAreDisgusting! 10,039]

People who buy that deserve to get scammed. 

[LÉON 20,857]

18 hours ago, Hermione said:

Gwyneth is insufferable but I live for her antics. She has no self-awareness about how out-of-touch she is with the average consumer and I have to admit that I get the GOOP newsletters because it's so entertaining to see what she's up to 

Screaming  

[LÉON 20,857]

It's fun to watch Gwyneth gradually consciously uncoupling from reality. 

[Darth Sidious 11,686]

18 hours ago, Hermione said:

Gwyneth is insufferable but I live for her antics. She has no self-awareness about how out-of-touch she is with the average consumer and I have to admit that I get the GOOP newsletters because it's so entertaining to see what she's up to 

I'm soo glad I'm not the only one.

When she recommended Josphere Toliet paper, that costs a thousand dollars a roll

 

[Satori 4,143]

I haven't met her obv but she's like an amalgamation of all the people I hate irl.


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