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Mariah Carey - potato.

Madonna - Vodka addict. 

Beyonce - a local "exotic" dancer.

Rihanna - a rhat in Russian sewers.

Gaga - communist wannabe.

Katy - Siberian matryoshka doll maker.

Taylor - Putin's favorite national anthem chanteuse.

Britney - porn star. Gasping in sync.

Xtina - worker at  factory, where they would make Russian version of Oreo. 

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4 minutes ago, Nocturn said:

Mariah Carey - potato.

Madonna - Vodka addict. 

Beyonce - a local "exotic" dancer.

Rihanna - a rhat in Russian sewers.

Gaga - communist wannabe.

Katy - Siberian matryoshka doll maker.

Taylor - Putin's favorite national anthem chanteuse.

Britney - porn star. Gasping in sync.

Xtina - worker at  factory, where they would make Russin version of Oreo. 

What about Kesha , Ari , Miley & nicki

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18 minutes ago, Nocturn said:

Kesha - Russian Siri.

Ariana - in prison punished for basic sound.

Miley - local potato peeler and dildo maker.

Nicki - Baba Yaga

lmfao2I searched baby yoga since I'm guessing that's what you meant and this came up 

what the actual fuck I'm on the floorlmfao2lmfao2lmfao2

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1 hour ago, Nocturn said:

Mariah Carey - potato.

Madonna - Vodka addict. 

Beyonce - a local "exotic" dancer.

Rihanna - a rhat in Russian sewers.

Gaga - communist wannabe.

Katy - Siberian matryoshka doll maker.

Taylor - Putin's favorite national anthem chanteuse.

Britney - porn star. Gasping in sync.

Xtina - worker at  factory, where they would make Russin version of Oreo. 

This is so funny oh my god

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2 hours ago, Nocturn said:

Mariah Carey - potato.

Madonna - Vodka addict. 

Beyonce - a local "exotic" dancer.

Rihanna - a rhat in Russian sewers.

Gaga - communist wannabe.

Katy - Siberian matryoshka doll maker.

Taylor - Putin's favorite national anthem chanteuse.

Britney - porn star. Gasping in sync.

Xtina - worker at  factory, where they would make Russin version of Oreo. 

this makes so much sense fall2

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