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#MonsterListens: Hard Candy (2008)

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Just now, Monster said:

#MONSTER'SVERDICT

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Coming off of Confessions on a Dance Floor and the pretty much universal hate of Hard Candy on this forum, I expected to be disappointed with this album, but I wasn't? It's a solid record and although she might've started to trend-chase, it doesn't work against her. I thoroughly enjoyed it and I know other stans are going to come for my ranking, but oh well. mj1 In any defense this is only my first listen of her discography and I will obviously be going back through to get well versed with it, so my ranking will probably change. cry6 

 

My Madonna Album Ranking:

Confessions on a Dance Floor > Erotica > Like a Prayer > Ray of Light > True Blue > Music > Hard Candy > American Life >> Bedtime Stories >> Madonna > Like a Virgin

 

Until next listening party!

kesha4 

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Hard Candy > American Life >> Bedtime Stories >> Madonna > Like a Virgin

 

???? IM SORRY WTF DO U EVEN HAVE HEARING

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3 minutes ago, Monster said:

Like a Virgin has bops and I rihpent my sins for ranking it so low. wendy3 It needs to be adjusted tbh wendy3 

OMG BUT UR STILL DISSING BEDTIME STORIES* EDIT...DEBUT..AMERICAN LIFE...ZOMGS IM CRYEN

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9 hours ago, Vulnicura. said:

Hard Candy was trend chasing but it's very solid.

MDNA and Rebel Heart however........

 

Hard Candy about MDNA and Rebel Heart:

She's not me, she doesn't have my name, she'll never have what I have. It won't be the same.

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9 hours ago, Monster said:

#MONSTER'SVERDICT

tumblr_ndyvkqAW4u1r4d3dao1_500.gif

Coming off of Confessions on a Dance Floor and the pretty much universal hate of Hard Candy on this forum, I expected to be disappointed with this album, but I wasn't? It's a solid record and although she might've started to trend-chase, it doesn't work against her. I thoroughly enjoyed it and I know other stans are going to come for my ranking, but oh well. mj1 In any defense this is only my first listen of her discography and I will obviously be going back through to get well versed with it, so my ranking will probably change. cry6 

 

My Madonna Album Ranking:

Confessions on a Dance Floor > Erotica > Like a Prayer > Ray of Light > True Blue > Music > Hard Candy > American Life >> Bedtime Stories >> Madonna > Like a Virgin

 

Until next listening party!

kesha4 

  Reveal hidden contents

@THEM - Rebel 

@Nocturn- Historian

@Angelus - Statistician

@ZAYN MALIK - M-Dolla

@Unapologetic Bitch - Dita

@Saiga - Diplomat 

@Jjang - Master Debater

@Earth Ripper - Essayist

@Lord Stoneheart - Joan of Arc

@Chris Morlock - Virgin

@Starlight - Mer Girl

@Freaky Prince - Spy 

@Kuba - Almost Stan

@sonowgoodbye - Naughty Nun

@Vertigo-go - Clown

@Unique - Evita

@Breathless Mahoney - Star

@SpringwoodSlasher - Beautiful Killer

@Shiver - Esther

@Scarlett O'Hara - Material Girl

@Princess Aurora - Disco Diva

@Pandora - Bad Girl

@Cosmic Love - Sinner

@Beaux - Boy Toy

@Nixter - Veronica Electronica

@Nick - President

@Systemagic - Runaway Lover

@ICONICK - Queen

@Reputation - Cowgirl

@Kirjava - Geisha

@Kimmy Kardashian - Yeezus

@King Perry  - Best Friend

@Jose - Candy Perfume Girl

@JMQDB - Jessie

@jdpm1991 - Pop Princess

@JENNA GAGA - Thief of Hearts

@Impossible Princess - La Petite Jeune Fille

@Hot as Ice - Señorita

@Andrew Michael - Sticky & Sweet

@Devil Pray - Spanish Eyes

@Dawni - Future Lover

@The Greatest Whore - Jesus Luz

@BJORK - Olga 

@Diamond - Immaculate Collection 

@Justas - Gypsy

@Milk - Bedtime Story Teller

@Liam - Little Star

@Lachlan - Lucky Star

@Satori - Shanti

@Solly - Candy Store Owner

@#Music - Mr. DJ

@JustHereForX - NYC

@Courtney Love - VMAs 1995

@SockBitch - Guy Oseary

@Maryanne - Vogue

@LoanSPW - Angel

@Vulnicura. - Bourgeoisie Rebel

@Bad Girl - Drunk by 6

@Swish - Bhad Bitch

@Hylia @Sylk @Aidan. @Anna-wa @Taylor @Jose @Dr. Slay @Starlight @Lachlan @LittleDudeNT5 @Design @Nocturn @Coca-Cola @Courtney Love @Liam @Dash My Wig @barbiej33p @Urbi

I am so glad you enjoyed it! cry6 

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Shame I missed it. I had too much rosé last night and needed to go to bed early. moo1

I was 13 when this era began and I became a full-fledged M fan. We should listen again in April when the album turns 10. cry7

A few things that need to be stated:

  • Give It 2 Me is THAT workout bop mess1
  • 4 Minutes is a classic, and her last one aretha1
  • Devil Wouldn't Recognize You has some of her best songwriting ever https://i.imgur.com/QvvHq7x.gif
  • I don't recall Pharrell ever producing something as good as this record interesting1
  • Overall, Timbaland didn't bring his A game wendy1 I guess he was a little worn-out after Loose, FS/LS and his own album...
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