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What excuse will Nicki use to cancel Manchester?

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So lets be real, the true reason for Nicki's cancellations are to do with her ticket sales so im sure you are all perched to see what she will do next

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Manchester has thousands of seats free, almost 80% of the top tier is still available to purchase and she has 3 days to sell 

Exciting

hungry television GIF by Channel 4

So whats the exuse going to be?

As creative as my imagination is running, act of god....disease outbreak...weather

Im expecting her to cite a made up "lack of security" at manchester arena so she couldnt perform for the safety of her fans

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1 minute ago, Americunt said:

"The trucks carrying all my gear can't cross the English Channel because the Chunnel is too small for them to fit in."

"These channels in europe do not have enough water for me and my team so i had to cancel"

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9 minutes ago, Americunt said:

"The trucks carrying all my gear can't cross the English Channel because the Chunnel is too small for them to fit in."

Well, nobody's gonna say anything funnier in this thread than a post referencing the Chunnel. I'm out.

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Doesn't Manchester (Like most historic cities in the UK) have lots of underground tunnels? She'll probably walk over one and it'll collapse. Either that or the wide load escort van will breakdown. I'm lowkey waiting for her to say there's no electricity because of Brexit. 

 

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They ran out of space in London Zoo?...

 

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Perhaps the inflated balloons stuffed inside her ass will be used as an excuse due to “too much static electricity” making the venue unsafe

I don’t think any of that made sense but that’s how you know it’s a possible future excuse

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As i've said in a NHB thread she's the ninth planet of the Solar system, called "Heranus", that white stuff you see around her legs in this gif are actually clouds orbiting her.  

 

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30 minutes ago, FMKK said:

Maybe she should get all the Dublin fans over to Manchester and see if she can actually fill the arena

How will they get over if the sea is dried up though?

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1 hour ago, Mariah's 18 #1's said:

lol at people thinking she is cancelling due to low sales. she is pregnant i'm sure of it 

I mean Nicki getting knocked up by a pedo rapist murderer sounds about right for her standards but you can literally check Ticketmaster and see how tragically these dates are selling lol3 

She just doesn’t want to perform to a half empty arena and that’s it. That’s why they don’t cancel until everyone shows up - they want to see if the crowd is actually big enough to go on with it and if not they just cancel lmao 

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