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Chris Morlock    44,645

inspired by Okan's lovely post kesha8 

2 hours ago, Okan said:

Kesha’s Weird & Dark Witchcraft Train: 2019

come boogie with me & my glitter squad™  

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your turn kesha8 

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Recycled stardust    1,490

After a week teasing us with some pictures with cards, she will announce a big surprise is coming gaga7

Everyone will think about a new album, polls about the theme will be created...cartomancy? astrology? whales? unicorns? narwhals?

Then she will finally announce: Kesha's Unpredictable & Wild Travel Experience: The Worldwide Tour cry3

Of course we already knew everything since a few days because Lagan posted the trailer...and the good news are over.

Spoiler

 

Official description will be something like: "Join Kesha and her richest animals for a worldwide tour experiencing a new way to travel: the destinations will be chosen day by day by the tarot cards! tickets will be purchased directly at the airports at the worst price because the destinations must be reached as soon as possible or the cards would get offended but don't worry: the slowest will be left behind!"

  • Standard admission fee: 600$
  • VIP package: 1000$ (it does NOT include standard admission)

VIP packages will receive limited free drinks on board and a single welcome snack every flight.

The tour will end when the cards will choose LA or NY as destination. It could happen on the first day or after 3 years, who the fuck knows? be WILD!

Someone should make the full description for the Kesha’s Weird & Dark Witchcraft Train: 2019 moo1

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Dan    14,934

Kesha's Spooky & Sparkley Spaceship Trip kesha8 

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Sheezus    8,698

*Insert redundant promo for Rainbow here*

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Andy!    12,933

Kesha’s Wacky Wiccan Wonder Weekend! Meet Kesha and join her in a collective sacrifice to the Goddess Brigid! #BlessedBe #ImARainbow

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Dan    14,934
7 hours ago, TomTom said:

This thread lmfao1

lmfao1lmfao1lmfao1

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Recycled stardust    1,490

The Sexy Tales of Kesha & The Bouncing Boobies

Follow Kesha's brand new girlband in their first world tour (US only)

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Recycled stardust    1,490

A spinoff series would be: name Kesha's next awareness campaign kesha6

Be furry, save the world! stop shaving right now will save tons of water and chemicals, long beards & body hairs can really make the difference

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TomTom    8,819
48 minutes ago, Recycled stardust said:

The Sexy Tales of Kesha & The Bouncing Boobies

 Follow Kesha's brand new girlband in their first world tour (US only)

fall1fall1fall1

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Okan    7,493

rip2 I love this thread 

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Andy!    12,933

Kesha and her new band “The Penis Guzzlers” present The Freaky Fuckin’ Free-for-all! BYOD (Bring your own dildo) for a free T-shirt!

EDIT: Order tickets now and get an automatic pre-order of her new album Cooter Country 

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TomTom    8,819
9 minutes ago, Andrew! said:

Kesha and her new band “The Penis Guzzlers” present The Freaky Fuckin’ Free-for-all! BYOD (Bring your own dildo) for a free T-shirt!

This thread is figuratively and literally killing me rip2

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Andy!    12,933
5 minutes ago, TomTom said:

This thread is figuratively and literally killing me rip2

Someone should actually design posters rip2 

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TomTom    8,819
Just now, Andrew! said:

Someone should actually design posters rip2 

OMG, yes please lmfao1

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Recycled stardust    1,490
1 hour ago, TomTom said:

This thread is figuratively and literally killing me rip2

And most of our creations could be totally real fall1

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Chris Morlock    44,645

I DID NAWT EXPECT THESE lmfao1 

 

 

8 hours ago, Recycled stardust said:

The Sexy Tales of Kesha & The Bouncing Boobies

Follow Kesha's brand new girlband in their first world tour (US only)

serving

Image result for kesha rainbow nails

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