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ed500 103

I love dancing and have always wanted a real megastar to go on the show

If DWTS done a special with our faves, how would it turn out?

The Contestants

Madonna
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey
Kylie Minogue
Beyoncé
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Rihanna
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Ariana Grande
Adele
Jennifer Lopez

So who would be?

The Winner
Runner Up
First Out
Best Dancer
Worst Dancer
Shock Elimination
Withdrew
Better than Expected
Worse than Expected
Most Desperate to Win
Only Doing it for the Money

 

i think

Winner - Ariana Grandeari2
Runner Up - Rihannarih7
First Out - Mariah Careymoo5
Best Dancer - Janet Jacksonjj2
Worst Dancer - Mariah Careymoo2
Shock Elimination - Madonnashock1
Withdrew - Adele (pregnancyshock1)
Better than Expected - Rihannarih4
Worse than Expected - Lady Gagagaga12 
Most Desperate to Win - Beyoncébey7
Only Doing it for the Money - Mariah Careymoo1 

 

 

 

 

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Lukas 3,251

Are we trying to act like Beyonce & Janet Jackson wouldn't sweep the floor with everyone and gaga wouldn't break her hip as soon as she walked in

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Simón. 24,142

Lady Stiffga would be the worst. Compared to her Britney is a professional dancer 

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2 hours ago, ed500 said:

i think

Winner - Ariana Grandeari2
Runner Up - Rihannarih7
First Out - Mariah Careymoo5
Best Dancer - Janet Jacksonjj2
Worst Dancer - Mariah Careymoo2
Shock Elimination - Madonnashock1
Withdrew - Adele (pregnancyshock1)
Better than Expected - Rihannarih4
Worse than Expected - Lady Gagagaga12 
Most Desperate to Win - Beyoncébey7
Only Doing it for the Money - Mariah Careymoo1

 

 

This is all pretty accurate. 

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Vesper 4,952
The Winner - JLO
Runner Up - Janet Jackson
First Out - Adele
Best Dancer - Janet Jackson
Worst Dancer - Adele
Shock Elimination - Britney Spears
Withdrew - Katy Perry
Better than Expected - Ariana Grande
Worse than Expected - Lädy Gaga
Most Desperate to Win - Beyonce
Only Doing it for the Money - Mariah Carey

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7 minutes ago, Vesper said:
The Winner - JLO
Runner Up - Janet Jackson
 

I'd swap Janet and Jennifer, honestly.

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1 hour ago, Ruthless Love said:

I'd swap Janet and Jennifer, honestly.

Jlo wouldn't even be considered to be on the show kesha8

 

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Most of these would be sub-par or a laughing stock but I'll bite.

 

The Winner - Ariana. The public votes work hard but Scooter Braun's payola works harder.

 

Runner Up - Madonna. Made it far because she impressed with her discipline and hidden skill.

 

First Out - Adele. She spent more time trying to be funny than actually learning the dances.

 

Best Dancer - Janet. Self-explanatory.

 

Worst Dancer - Mariah. LMAO.

 

Shock Elimination - J. Lo.  Was doing well but kept doing her own routines for challenges.

 

Withdrew - Beyoncé. Used the show, or rather let the show use her, for only 15 minutes of promotion. 

 

Better than Expected - Rihanna. She can move when she feels like it but since this is a dancing competition and not new music, the navy is still pissed.

 

Worse than Expected - Britney. Royally bombed it on purpose to piss off her team.

 

Most Desperate to Win - Gaga. Feels invincible after that Oscar, even though this is a completely different field.

 

Only Doing it for the Money - Katy. Treats it like her Idol gig.

 

Taylor, Xtina and Kylie can do musical performances.

 

 

these are all jokes btw lol.

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2 hours ago, Chris Morlock said:

Kesha sweetie I am SO sorry these heathens skipped you when listing the favs sections.

Yes but idk if Kesha dance much 

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ed500 103
10 hours ago, isrobi said:

As of 2019 or in their prime ?

currently

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Vesper 4,952
16 hours ago, Ruthless Love said:

I'd swap Janet and Jennifer, honestly.

I would too, but Latin dance is hugely popular and I think JLO would slay that more than Janet. brit10 

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8 minutes ago, Vesper said:

I would too, but Latin dance is hugely popular and I think JLO would slay that more than Janet. brit10 

We don't know that, though. Janet is an accomplished dancer and I am sure she could pull off a Latin-esque dance routine.

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Vesper 4,952
5 hours ago, Ruthless Love said:

We don't know that, though. Janet is an accomplished dancer and I am sure she could pull off a Latin-esque dance routine.

I haven’t seen evidence of it and JLO has had plenty so brit10 I really doubt Janet would dance latin dance better than JLO, I mean... brit10 

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