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If popartists are not here

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LuranusLur

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I thought of a new game today: 

what if the popartists did not decide to make music instead they do not have any job in showbisnuess. what job do each of them do instead do you think?

comment below what normal job your favorite and others will do instead!

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Earth Ripper

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Adele — successful children's book author
Ariana Grande — semi-clueless but adorable pet store manager
Beyoncé — successful choreographer, parttime professional photographer
Billie Eilish — successful vegan blogger, frequent animal shelter volunteer
Cardi B — grocery store cashier, about to be fired (again)
Céline Dion — librarian, a little too obsessed with her job
Jessie J — hairdresser who tries to be a make-up artist on the side
Katy Perry — well-known circus entertainer with a passion for painting
Kesha — surprisingly competent Burger King employee, soon to be promoted
Lana Del Rey — metaphysics teacher who routinely sleeps with her students
Madonna — modern dance instructor slash studio owner
Mariah Carey — rich grandpa hunter and eternal lazy bitch
Meghan Trainor — pet store employee, hated by her manager Ariana
Nicki Minaj — stripper wondering where it all went wrong
Rihanna — famous bartender slash DJ
Selena Gomez — who cares
Stefani Germanotta — moving from job to job junkie
Taylor Swift — model and untalented poetry slammer

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i wish you were gay

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Xtina - A marketing manager who has diva demands.

Mariah Carey - CEO and Xtina's Maleficent like boss.

Taylor Swift - A barista who sings on the side with her jobless boyfriend as her beat boxer.

Katy Perry - A music teacher.

Madonna - Cha- Cha instructor

Selena Gomez - ASMR Youtuber

Miley Cyrus - helping out in her family farm raising three pigs as her children.

Beyonce - A thesis instructor who doesn't check if students plagiarize their work.

Britney - A yoga instructor

Ariana - Doughnut Shop attendant who secretly licks the product.

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Manel

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I feel like Beyoncé would've been a teacher who does photography as a hobbie/side-job.

Rihanna would be a make up artist and probably a well-known one.

Ariana Grande would have a big animal shelter in the mountains and also manage the shelter's Instagram.

Britney would be a personal trainer and zumba instructor.

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Don’t drag me for these choices, these are just the first things that came to mind and none of them are meant to be shady.

Carly - a nanny or elementary school teacher. She gives off Mary Poppins and Miss Honey vibes.

Kacey - a bartender at a hipster brewery.

Charli - would still be famous, but as a tabloid party girl.

Lizzo - either a hairdresser or some kind of dance/spin/cardio instructor.

Kim Petras - a Sephora employee.

Janelle - a sociology professor.

Lorde - working at an art museum or gallery.

 

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