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Honey 13,120
17 minutes ago, Umbreon said:

Definitely

”I smell your breath, it makes me cry.”

 

dead4 

I really want to like this lyric but I just... I can’t dead4 

Kesha has a lot of good lyrics, but some (especially unreleased) have stuff like 

“Your white jacket makes you look so awesome. Your white jacket makes you look so handsome. Your big fat ball it looks like your big fat head. Don’t want another drink, want to go to bed.”

or the ENTIRETY of Boom Boom Bang dead2 

“You wanna lift me off my feet, parakeet
You got the crazy cream o' wheat, heatin' up my seat
And every time you turn to leave, boy, it's killin' me
That bonfire that you built in me is throwin' heat
I got a funny feelin' that you're underneath my skin
The way you're snappin' and tappin' it to my slim and Jim
You think you know me forever like we been next to kin
But we just met, me in the bathtub in the basement”

... what the fuck does that even mean fall1 
 

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2 hours ago, Madonna said:

more to follow... lol3

god control is a masterpiece clap1 

the whole of MDNA is fitting tho maisy 

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1 hour ago, Phoebe said:

the whole circus album had some choices when it comes to the lyrics jj4

but it came through with the BOPS tho brit7 

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Merryem 7,265
3 hours ago, Phoebe said:

Call me Joanne, xo Joanne, xoxo Joanne

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Love it when you call my legs, in the morning buy me eggs

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these are classics stay mad xoxo 💋 

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theres a few questionable lyrics

 

Snake Eyes and Sissies

Spoiler

I am the habit man
I use up all I can
I got the slacker's hand
I am the pedophlle's dream
A messianic Peter Pan
Just a boy, just a boy
Just a little fucking boy
I can never be a man
I ain't no workin' man
I do the best I can
I got the devil's hand
Rollin' sixes

 

Organ Grinder (entirety)

Spoiler

I am the face of piss and shit and sugar 
I do a crooked little dance with my funny little monkey 
What I want what I want is just your children 
I hate what I have become to escape what I hated being 
Calliopenis envy from your daddy 
You're not gonna hear what he don't want to hear 
What I say disgusts him 
He wants to be me and that scares him 
"Let's do a funny little dance with my funny little monkey" 
The black keys 
Here is my real head, here is my real real head 
I wear this fucking mask because you cannot handle me 
Here is my real head 
They try to blink me not to think me 
Don't want to bring me out 
I am the rotten teeth, my fists are lined with suckers 
My prison skin's an eyesore-mirror-sketch-pad 
I am your son 
Your dad 
Your fag 
I am your fad

 

thats all i can think of right now.

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7 hours ago, Madonna said:

God Control:

  Reveal hidden contents

[Verse 1: Madonna]
Everybody knows the damn truth
Our nation lied, we lost respect
When we wake up, what can we do?
Get the kids ready, take them to school
Everybody knows they don’t have a chance
To get a decent job, to have a normal life
When they talk reforms, it makes me laugh
They pretend to help, it makes me laugh
I think I understand why people get a gun
I think I understand why we all give up
Every day they have a kind of victory
Blood of innocence, spread everywhere
They say that we need love
But we need more than this

[Refrain: Tiffin Children's Choir]
We lost God control
We lost God control
We lost God control
We lost God control

[Verse 2: Madonna]
This is your wake-up call
I'm like your nightmare
I'm here to start your day
This is your wake-up call
We don’t have to fall
A new democracy
God and pornography
A new democracy

[Chorus: Madonna]
People think that I’m insane
The only gun is in my brain
Each new birth, it gives me hope
That’s why I don’t smoke that dope
Insane people think I am
Brain inside my only friend
Hope it gives me birth each new
That dope I don’t smoke, it’s true

[Bridge: Madonna]
Everybody knows the damn truth
Everybody knows the damn truth (Wake up)
We need to wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
We need to make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up
It’s a hustle, yeah
It’s a hustle
It’s a con
It’s a hustle
It’s a weird kind of energy, a bizarre thing that happens to be
An abnormal fraternity, and I feel more than sympathy
We got to wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
We need to make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up

[Chorus: Madonna]
People think that I’m insane
The only gun is in my brain
Each new birth, it gives me hope
That’s why I don’t smoke that dope
Insane people think I am
Brain inside my only friend
Hope it gives me birth each new
That dope I don’t smoke, it’s true

[Chorus 2: Madonna]
Everybody knows the damn truth
Everybody knows the damn truth
We got to wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
(Wake up)
Ah (Ah), Ah (Ah)

[Interlude]
A new democracy!

[Verse 3: Madonna]
Everybody knows the damn truth
Our nation lied, we’ve lost respect
When we wake up, what can we do
Get the kids ready, take them to school
Everybody knows they don’t have a chance
Get a decent job, have a normal life
When they talk reforms, it makes me laugh
They pretend to help, it makes me laugh

[Refrain: Tiffin Children's Choir]
We lost God control
We lost God control
We lost God control
We lost God control
We lost God control

[Outro: Madonna]
(Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up)

 

Those lyrics are so powerful and deliver such needed message...I would expect that even someone with your IQ would understand the importance of such lyrics...yet your posts never fail to disgust me. vomit1

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LÉON 15,372
8 hours ago, Gravity said:

I smell your breath it makes me cry ny6

 

E-mail My Heart giveup3 

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LÉON 15,372
9 hours ago, Phoebe said:

Love it when you call my legs, in the morning buy me eggs

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9 hours ago, Craigg said:

Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs lol3

 

At least it serves KIs lol3

Unlike the startling lack of inspiration found elsewhere on that album:

Again and again
Again, again, again, again
Never stop again and again
Again, again, a a again, again
Never stop, oh
 
Or:
 
I met somebody cute and funny
Got each other and that's funny, eh eh
 
A lot of sites claim the second line uses "money" in place of "funny" but a) that wouldn't make any sense and b) that's not what she sings lol3 What is this Illuminati conspiracy to cover up her shite lyrics?
 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Modern Woman said:

 

At least it serves KIs lol3

Unlike the startling lack of inspiration found elsewhere on that album:

Again and again
Again, again, again, again
Never stop again and again
Again, again, a a again, again
Never stop, oh
 
Or:
 
I met somebody cute and funny
Got each other and that's funny, eh eh
 
A lot of sites claim the second line uses "money" in place of "funny" but a) that wouldn't make any sense and b) that's not what she sings lol3 What is this Illuminati conspiracy to cover up her shite lyrics?
 
 

 

Gaga definitely gets too much credit as a writer. Most of her lyrics are cringe.

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7 hours ago, Gabe. said:

about half of Bionic dead2

 

 

This particular one is really coherent and intelligent. brit8

"Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality
When the morning comes, I know that I will too...."

 

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13 hours ago, Jae said:

Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York
Welcome to New York
It's been waitin' for you
Welcome to New York, welcome to New York

Or:

Are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods

Are win the clear yet are we in the clear yet in the clear yet good

Repeat x100000

13 hours ago, Liam said:

I'm going meshuga
All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing "Booga wooga",
But I'm going meshuga

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This song never bothered me because she's obviously being a cheese on purpose. Cry Baby and Hanky Panky are a little showtuney as well. 

 

Now, 95% of MDNA on the other hand... laughcry1 

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2 hours ago, Madonna said:

Gaga definitely gets too much credit as a writer. Most of her lyrics are cringe.

I agree. At least as a lyricist... 

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On 8/11/2019 at 3:10 AM, Chris Morlock said:

theres a few questionable lyrics

 

Snake Eyes and Sissies

  Reveal hidden contents

I am the habit man
I use up all I can
I got the slacker's hand
I am the pedophlle's dream
A messianic Peter Pan
Just a boy, just a boy
Just a little fucking boy
I can never be a man
I ain't no workin' man
I do the best I can
I got the devil's hand
Rollin' sixes

 

Organ Grinder (entirety)

  Reveal hidden contents

I am the face of piss and shit and sugar 
I do a crooked little dance with my funny little monkey 
What I want what I want is just your children 
I hate what I have become to escape what I hated being 
Calliopenis envy from your daddy 
You're not gonna hear what he don't want to hear 
What I say disgusts him 
He wants to be me and that scares him 
"Let's do a funny little dance with my funny little monkey" 
The black keys 
Here is my real head, here is my real real head 
I wear this fucking mask because you cannot handle me 
Here is my real head 
They try to blink me not to think me 
Don't want to bring me out 
I am the rotten teeth, my fists are lined with suckers 
My prison skin's an eyesore-mirror-sketch-pad 
I am your son 
Your dad 
Your fag 
I am your fad

 

thats all i can think of right now.

Babble babble bitch bitch brit7 

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2 hours ago, Courtney Love said:

Babble babble bitch bitch brit7 

Theres a point to that. This Is the New Shit is meant to poke fun at the lyrics in mainstream music.  

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Kirjava 6,865
On 8/11/2019 at 3:45 AM, BlancLover said:

This particular one is really coherent and intelligent. brit8

"Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality
When the morning comes, I know that I will too...."

 

The fact that it's paired with such great vocals always makes me feel so ambivalent. brit8

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11 hours ago, Kirjava said:

The fact that it's paired with such great vocals always makes me feel so ambivalent. brit8

I actually like most of the song's lyrics but the part where she was singing about honey drip and strawberry cream killed the song for me. Linda Perry could've rescued that song lyrically just like she did with Nasty Naughty Boy. 

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LÉON 15,372

Washing machine

Washing machiiiine

Wa-shiiing... ma-chiiiiiiine

 

Swishy swoshy, swishy swoshy

Get that dirty shirty clean

 

orangu1

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