Does Taylor Need To Go Back To School?

[Bhad Bharb 179]

She must learn about the subjunctive mood before she decides to write any more songs  Think of her audience- CHILDREN, listening to these Grammatically incorrect lyrics, and acquiring WRONG knowledge of the English language without knowing it! Revolting! 

Can you spot the Mistakes? Or are her fans in too deep already? Her influence is too big to commit such Crimes! 

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I’m so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man
And I'm so sick of them coming at me again
'Cause if I was a man, then I'd be the man
I'd be the man
I'd be the man

 

[Chris Morlock 50,381]

there is nothing grammatically wrong  

and she graduated high school  

[Bhad Bharb 179]

1 minute ago, Chris Morlock said:

there is nothing grammatically wrong  

and she graduated high school  

Just as I thought, her fans have already been affected

[Chris Morlock 50,381]

Just now, Bhad Bharb said:

Just as I thought, her fans have already been affected

i- 

[Freaky Prince 37,745]

She should use third conditional instead? Idgi

[Liam 16,190]

fucking DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

[Bhad Bharb 179]

1 minute ago, Freaky Prince said:

She should use third conditional instead? Idgi

Oh FOTP, I thought you were educated 

[fab 18,139]

I see nothing wrong   enlighten us Ms Bhad Bharb  

[harry 2,687]

16 minutes ago, fab said:

I see nothing wrong   enlighten us Ms Bhad Bharb  

She won't cause she has no idea what she's talking about, as per usual. 

[Bhad Bharb 179]

18 minutes ago, fab said:

I see nothing wrong   enlighten us Ms Bhad Bharb  

 

1 minute ago, harry said:

She won't cause she has no idea what she's talking about, as per usual. 

Omg you guys are dumber than I thought  Read about the Subjunctive Mood, I think you'll find it very informative & enlightening

[fab 18,139]

Just now, Bhad Bharb said:

 

Omg you guys are dumber than I thought  Read about the Subjunctive Mood, I think you'll find it very informative & enlightening

we're too dumb to research ourselves sis  explain it to us smart queen 

[Bhad Bharb 179]

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If I were rich...<-- I am not rich, but I imagining what I would do if I were.

"I were" is called the subjunctive mood, and is used when you're are talking about something that isn't true or when you wish something was true.

If she was feeling sick...<-- It is possible or probable that she was feeling sick.

"I was" is for things that could have happened in the past or now.

 

If I were rich, I would buy you a car.

If she was feeling sick, it's good that she went home.

@Chris Morlock @Freaky Prince @fab @harry There you go  WERE, not WAS!

[Bhad Bharb 179]

Back to school with Bhad Bharb 

[Divine 182,901]

...god BG is dead and gone at this point  

[Daenerys 101,765]

i'm so sick of her being a stupid bitch

cause if she was in school, than she'd know the grammar

she'd know the grammar

 

[Hyun. 55,810]

this thread cannot be real

[Hylia 85,559]

Nicki isn’t influential enough for anyone to be bothered by the grammar in “all these bitches is my sons.”

[Alvarø 1,752]

I'm not a native english speaker, so I was curious to catch the mistake.

Didn't find it until I remembered that Beyoncé has a song named "If I Were a Boy".

[Lilac 149]

Hey kids! Grammar is fun!

 

[Atlantis Princess 3,968]

Good job on this thread Bhad Bharb

Very unique and educational. Someone who sings about spelling being fun should know her grammar