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Lachlan    18,351

It seems we're all itching to, so! gag1 

 

Norman Fucking Rockwell
Mariners Apartment Complex
Venice Bitch
Fuck It I Love You
Doin' Time
Love Song
Cinnamon Girl
How to Disappear
California
The Next Best American Record
The Greatest
Bartender
Happiness Is a Butterfly
Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

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Lachlan    18,351
  1. Venice Bitch
  2. Mariners Apartment Complex
  3. The Greatest
  4. Love Song
  5. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  6. Cinnamon Girl
  7. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  8. The Next Best American Record
  9. Fuck It I Love You
  10. Doin' Time
  11. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It
  12. How to Disappear
  13. California
  14. Bartender

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Hunty Bear    11,840
  1. The Greatest
  2. Venice Bitch
  3. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  4. Mariners Apartment Complex
  5. How to Disappear
  6. Bartender
  7. Doin' Time
  8. Cinnamon Girl
  9. Fuck It I Love You
  10. Love Song
  11. hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
  12. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  13. California
  14. The Next Best American Record

still a very haphazard ranking and bound to completely change probably

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Liam    16,113
  1. The Greatest (this will not change LIKELY, one of her best songs period)
  2. Venice Bitch (could switch with TNABR but for the most part solid)
  3. The Next Best American Record (might be recency bias, could go lower)
  4. Norman Fucking Rockwell (could go higher imo but gorg intro)
  5. Mariners Apartment Complex (expect it to go lower) noway1 
  6. Cinnamon Girl (unsure, need to listen more)
  7. How to Disappear (might GO higher tbh)
  8. Doin' Time (pretty solid where it is unless I start hating the album)
  9. Love Song (unsure, need to listen more)
  10. Hope is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It (might go higher or lower)
  11. Fuck It, I Love You (pretty happy with it down the bottom-ish)
  12. Happiness is a Butterfly (not sold on it yet)
  13. California (will stay down in the trash)
  14. Bartender (might go higher but dont see the appeal) awk1

this will obv change tomorrow! and the day after!

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Pandora    1,330

1. Venice Bitch

2. The Greatest

3. Norman Fucking Rockwell

4. Bartender

5. Love Song

6. California

7. Doin’ Time

8. Mariners Apartment Complex

9. Fuck It I Love You

10. Happiness Is A Butterfly

11. Hope Is A Dangerous Thing

12. How to Disappear

13. Cinnamon Girl

14. The Next Best American Record

sorry if the tea is too hot 4 u sia2

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Liam    16,113
1 minute ago, Pandora said:

12. How to Disappear

13. Cinnamon Girl

14. The Next Best American Record

sorry if the tea is too hot 4 u sia2

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Jake    16,558

1. Bartender

2. Happiness is a Butterfly

3. Cinnamon Girl

4. The Greatest

5. Fuck It I Love You

6. Venice Bitch

7. Norman Fucking Rockwell

8. How to Disappear

9. Mariners Apartment Complex

10. California

11. Love Song

12. Doin' Time

13. The Next Best American Record

14. hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

 

There is not a single track I dislike here.

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GLORY    8,158
  1. California 
  2. Cinnamon Girl
  3. Venice Bitch
  4. The Greatest
  5. Bartender
  6. Love Song
  7. Mariners Apartment Complex
  8. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  9. Doin’ Time
  10. Fuck it, I Love you
  11. Hope
  12. Happiness is a butterfly
  13. How To Disappear
  14. The Next Best American Record

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Madonna    39,613

Venice Bitch - This remains the best thing that came out of this era. One of her best songs of all time.

Doin' Time - The only bop although it sticks out like a sore thumb on this album

Fuck It, I Love You - I wasn't here for it at first but now I really like it. One of the more interesting productions on the album.

Mariners Apartment Complex - Definitely one of the better tracks on the album but not as good as the ones above.

Norman Fucking Rockwell - A very fitting opening track.

Happiness Is a Butterfly - Very underwhelming considering it was sooo hyped for this. This is still one of the most beautifully composed melodies on the album.

Cinnamon Girl - Sounds like a LFL outtake. It's a good song though.

The Greatest - Cute song but not a standout.

How to Disappear - The song had potential but the drum track is HORRIBLE. It sounds like a demo.

California - Meh I keep forgetting how this and Love Song sound like.

Love Song - Boring, same as California. They are tolerable but forgettable.

Bartender - The chord progression is too similar to Hope's and the song itself isn't particular interesting.

Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It - This song is just a snooze gag1 Making it the closing track and adding that stupid outro was a CHOICE.

The Next Best American Record - She really ruined this one WOW.

Not her worst album but definitely not her best. I'd say it's better than Honeymoon but I can't help but feel that the latter has a higher replay value. um3 

UV > LFL > BTD/P > NFR > HM

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Liam    16,113
1 hour ago, Madonna said:

Venice Bitch - This remains the best thing that came out of this era. One of her best songs of all time.

Doin' Time - The only bop although it sticks out like a sore thumb on this album

Fuck It, I Love You - I wasn't here for it at first but now I really like it. One of the more interesting productions on the album.

Mariners Apartment Complex - Definitely one of the better tracks on the album but not as good as the ones above.

Norman Fucking Rockwell - A very fitting opening track.

Happiness Is a Butterfly - Very underwhelming considering it was sooo hyped for this. This is still one of the most beautifully composed melodies on the album.

Cinnamon Girl - Sounds like a LFL outtake. It's a good song though.

The Greatest - Cute song but not a standout.

How to Disappear - The song had potential but the drum track is HORRIBLE. It sounds like a demo.

California - Meh I keep forgetting how this and Love Song sound like.

Love Song - Boring, same as California. They are tolerable but forgettable.

Bartender - The chord progression is too similar to Hope's and the song itself isn't particular interesting.

Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It - This song is just a snooze gag1 Making it the closing track and adding that stupid outro was a CHOICE.

The Next Best American Record - She really ruined this one WOW.

Not her worst album but definitely not her best. I'd say it's better than Honeymoon but I can't help but feel that the latter has a higher replay value. um3 

UV > LFL > BTD/P > NFR > HM

now Honeymoon last is a crime

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Madonna    39,613
2 minutes ago, Liam said:

now Honeymoon last is a crime

Not when it's her least inspired body of work. The individual songs from that album have 0 replay value.

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Liam    16,113
Just now, Madonna said:

Not when it's her least inspired body of work. The individual songs from that album have 0 replay value.

wrong, wrong, wrong. title track, Terrence Loves You, Music to Watch Boys To, Freak, Art Deco, Religion, Salvatore, The Blackest Day and Swan Song want a f*cking word

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Madonna    39,613
7 minutes ago, Liam said:

wrong, wrong, wrong. title track, Terrence Loves You, Music to Watch Boys To, Freak, Art Deco, Religion, Salvatore, The Blackest Day and Swan Song want a f*cking word

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The won't get to have a word cause they are literally her most boring and worst written songs.

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Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
Cacciatore
La da da da da
La da da da da
Limousines
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
Ciao amore
La da da da da
La da da da da
Soft ice cream

Our honeymoon
Our honeymoon
Our honeymoon
Say you want me too
Say you want me too
Dark blue
Dark blue

 

Terrence goes absolutely nowhere, 24lop is another boring-ass wannabe jazzy song...that whole album literally put me to sleep faster than Propofol. mj1 

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Lachlan    18,351
9 minutes ago, Madonna said:

Terrence goes absolutely nowheremj1 

This is literally just an incorrect, completely fictional statement that no-one on the planet agrees with and invalidates the rest of your post. gag1 

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Madonna    39,613
1 minute ago, Lachlan said:

This is literally just an incorrect, completely fictional statement that no-one on the planet agrees with and invalidates the rest of your post. gag1 

No one gives a flying fuck about Terrence in 2019, sweetie. gag1 

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Liam    16,113
2 minutes ago, Madonna said:

No one gives a flying fuck about Terrence in 2019, sweetie. gag1 

u hate Erotica, u hate Honeymoon. time to check ur priorities gag1

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Gwen Stefani    993

an unrespect today!!! I'm looking forward to friday but im nervous omg...

honeymoon hate is VALID it's shit.

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