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Liam    16,110
3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

an unrespect today!!! I'm looking forward to friday but im nervous omg...

honeymoon hate is VALID it's shit.

??? Fletch u are so close to getting nerfed D.VA style

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Gwen Stefani    989
1 minute ago, Liam said:

??? Fletch u are so close to getting nerfed D.VA style

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what does that album do successfully......... quickly 

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Liam    16,110
10 minutes ago, Fletch said:

what does that album do successfully......... quickly 

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a-hem

Honeymoon is the soundtrack that will transcend time for intellects that appreciate Lana and her best body of work. the orchestral production is perfected on this album from the dramatic ass violins to the little hints here and there (MTWBT wolf whistles, trumpets in Terrence Loves You etc) that add drama. her dreary ass vocals are melancholic, they fulfil the spiritual mind of all stress! musical reiki! she even serves us a little LFL teaser with High by the Beach b*tch. each song has a narrative that could be filmed and related to by audiences of all IQ levels, unfortunately not yours. name more highs than the chorus in Religion!!!! it is a cohesive mix of tracks that dont ever drop in quality (filler is sparse from the closer to maybe 24) and push her talents as a vocalist (NFR might compete)

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Chris Morlock    44,721
  1. Cinnamon Girl
  2. Fuck It I Love You
  3. Doin' Time
  4. The Next Best American Record
  5. Venice Bitch
  6. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It
  7. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  8. The Greatest
  9. Mariners Apartment Complex
  10. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  11. Love Song
  12. How to Disappear
  13. California
  14. Bartender

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Madonna    39,580

@Fletch serving taste as usual.

Be careful though, sis. The Lana stan base on FOTP is the most vile on the whole forum!!!!! #SpreadTheWord ari7 

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SockBitch    647

HIAB / The Greatest

NFR / Love Song

CG / HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI

DT / California

MAC

Venice Bitch / TNBAR

Barttttender / HTD

FIILY

 

To be fair though the only track I’d give below 3/5 to at this point is FIILY so it’s all kinda moot anyway oprah14

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Brandon    148

1. Cinnamon Girl

2. Fuck It I Love You
3. Doin' Time (tie)

3. Happiness is a Butterfly (tie)
4. The Next Best American Record
5. Love Song

6. California
7. Norman Fucking Rockwell
8. The Greatest
9. How to Disappear
10. Bartender

11. Mariners Apartment Complex
12. Venice Bitch
13. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

 

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Diamond    49,125

1. Norman Fucking Rockwell

2. The Greatest

3. Venice Bitch

4. Happiness is a Butterfly

5. Cinnamon Girl

6. Mariners Apartment Complex

7. Love Song

8. Bartender

9. Fuck It I Love You

10. How to Disappear

11. California

12. The Next Best American Record

13. Doin' Time

14. Hope is a Dangerous Thing

 

Even #14 is excellent 💋 

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Freaky Prince    33,486
  1. California
  2. Mariners Apartment Complex
  3. Doin' Time
  4. Cinnamon Girl
  5. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing
  6. Venice Bitch
  7. Fuck It, I Love You
  8. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  9. The Next Best American Record
  10. Bartender
  11. The Greatest
  12. How To Disappear
  13. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  14. Love Song

ConcreteFailingArizonaalligatorlizard-si

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Royalty    94,099

Excuse me Honeymoon is one of her best works

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Gabe.    5,014

i need more time with this album but seeing Hope ranked so low by some of yall makes me wanna appoint you to the nearest doctor that could solve those hearing issues. clap4

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Urbanov    46,852
21 hours ago, Gabe. said:

i need more time with this album but seeing Hope ranked so low by some of yall makes me wanna appoint you to the nearest doctor that could solve those hearing issues. clap4

I have the same with people who rank How To Disappear as a bottom tier jj4 

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Violet    662

fuck it i love you

happiness is a butterfly

mariners apartment complex

california

love song

norman fucking rockwell

doin' time

venice bitch

bartender

cinnamon girl

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

the greatest

how to disappear

the next best american record

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Mr. Mendes    2,667

Only 3 listens so this will likely change:

Cinnamon Girl
Venice Bitch
Norman Fucking Rockwell
Mariners Apartment Complex
Doin' Time
California
Fuck It I Love You
Love Song
How to Disappear
Happiness Is a Butterfly
The Next Best American Record

The Greatest
Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

Bartender

 

UV > NFR! > HM > LFL > BTD/P


 

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Freaky Prince    33,486
On 8/28/2019 at 10:36 PM, Freaky Prince said:
  1. California
  2. Mariners Apartment Complex
  3. Doin' Time
  4. Cinnamon Girl
  5. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing
  6. Venice Bitch
  7. Fuck It, I Love You
  8. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  9. The Next Best American Record
  10. Bartender
  11. The Greatest
  12. How To Disappear
  13. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  14. Love Song

ConcreteFailingArizonaalligatorlizard-si

Okay, let's change this:

  1. California
  2. Mariners Apartment Complex
  3. Doin' Time
  4. Cinnamon Girl
  5. Happiness Is A Butterfly
  6. Hope Is A Dangerous Thing
  7. The Greatest
  8. Fuck It, I Love You
  9. Venice Bitch
  10. The Next Best American Record
  11. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  12. Bartender
  13. How To Disappear
  14. Love Song

@Venus XCX seems like 3rd time is indeed a charm. Many songs grew on me, however only one (Happiness) managed to get into the top tier. Venice Bitch would've easily been there too, but they should've chopped the post 5:00 part.

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Gwen Stefani    989

 

  1. Cinnamon Girl
  2. Love Song
  3. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  4. Doin’ Time
  5. The Greatest
  6. Venice Bitch
  7. The Next Best American Record 
  8. Mariners Apartment Complex
  9. How to Disappear
  10. Fuck It I Love You
  11. Bartender
  12. Happiness is a Butterfly
  13. California 
  14. Hope

Not a bad song in this bitch. This rating feels lowkey disrespectful to some songs because I genuinely love them all. Ugh idk. All I know is Hope is probably my least used and NFR has potential to rise up still. I want to give it a bit more time but this is my favourite first listen of a Lana album... 

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Jonna Lee    1,104

1. bartender

2. venice bitch

3. MAC

4. love song

6. cinnamon 

7. the greatest

8. fuck it i love you

9. doin time

10. HIAB

11. how to disappear

12. california

13. hope

-1400000. best american record

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YannG    22

1. The greatest: everything is in the title, it’s the best of Lana. 

2. Cinnamon Girl: the vocals, the lyrics mhhhhh love it

3. Mariners Apartment Complex: loved it from the first listen and does not grow old

4. The Next Best American Record: tricky as I replaced the album version with the much better “demo” one. But yeah just too good! 

5. Fuck it I love You: wasn’t impressed on first listen but it becomes very addictive after a few listens.

6. California: i actually love the verses and the late part of the chorus. 

7. Norman Fucking Rockwell: catchy and cute. Awesome album opener.

8. Doin’ Time: not much to say. Really good song but as it is not an “original” it did not deserve a higher spot.

9. Bartender: first listen was a “meh”but the melody and lyrics are actually so good i am stuck on this one now. 

10. Venice Bitch: good but too long so I lose interest quickly.

11. How to Disappear: good one. I like it but somehow it seems to be the most moody on the record, hence, the spot at the bottom. Not always feeling in this mood. 

12. Hope is a Dangerous thing...: Loved it from the beginning but as HTD, it really depends on the mood.

13. Love song: I get the hype for this song but damn i don’t like the chorus AT ALL. 

14. Happiness is a butterfly: good song, but compared to the rest, less “major”. 

 

Overall, it is for me her best album. She has put so much effort in it and she very much owns her sound, more than on any of her previous and for me it is a solid 9.5/10! 

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  1. Doin' Time
  2. Cinnamon Girl
  3. The Greatest
  4. Venice Bitch
  5. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  6. California
  7. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  8. Fuck It I Love You
  9. Mariners Apartment Complex
  10. Love Song
  11. How to Disappear
  12. Bartender
  13. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It
  14. The Next Best American Record

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Violet    662

mariners apartment complex

california

cinnamon girl

fuck it i love you

norman fucking rockwell

love song

happiness is a butterfly

bartender

doin time 

the greatest

how to disappear

venice bitch

hope is a dangerous thing

the next best american record

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