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Lady Gaga would be trying to jump out the window each night thinking she can fly.

Rihanna would be the shameless alcoholic who acts like a 25 year old and everyone loves.

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry (who at this point are widows) would knit all day and then help out in the kitchen making cookies, while secretly trying to poison Rihanna and Beyonce for being more iconic.

Beyonce would be chatting up all the staff and telling them about how her dad used to get her, Kelly and the other one to dance in high heels. 

Madonna would be that really nasty old lady who doesn't wash and has 50 cats who everyone is scared of. 

Cher would tell everyone stories each night about what it was like to be one of King Henry the VIII's wives

Lana Del Ray (Who's dead) would be the ghost in the elevator.

Mariah would be skinny, iconic and 12 years old.

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1 hour ago, Joel said:

If only she knew how to spell, she could tell us on Twitter

She needs to learn how to count (her album sales accuratly) and speak before she can spell. 

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