Rapidly ageing/deteriorating hag having records broke left and right

[Mariah's 19 #1s 1,281]

With the news this week that Drake has tied Madonna for most Top 10 singles of all time (soon to be broken on his next release), and the news that Rihanna has overtaken Madonna to become the richest female musician in the world, how long is it before Rihanna overtakes Madonna (thanks to streaming, ugh we love disruption to the industry standards from the stone ages) - how long until her highest selling female record is broken by Rihanna?

 

 

Madonna cannot compete, she can't compare... she can't do anything really, she's old, withered, ugly, and honestly deteriorating extremely fast in terms of physical ability.

 

See:

 

 

 

Madonna's records she is setting these days sound like this, fortunately... Madonna's New Album 'Madame X' Suffers The Fourth-Farthest Fall From No. 1 In History

 

Is it finally time for the old hag to retire? She literally has nothing to cling on to other than her old ass hits that only the dying breed of gays remember, she is that old. The millennial and generation y generation look more to the likes of Cher as the Queen of pop (see Dancing Queen's chart run/sales vs Madame X), and find her music a lot more relatable, recognisable, and iconic.  

 

Is it finally time for Madonna to take her wrinkled mitts to in a retirement home?

 

 

 

 

 

Mariah's hands at 47:

 

Madonna's hands at 45:

 

[Simón. 28,789]

12 minutes ago, Mariah's 19 #1's said:

ow long until her highest selling female record is broken by Rihanna?

Rihanna is highest certified female artist 

Rihanna: 279.1 million

Madonna: 173.8 million

 

Of course Madonna has more sales, but Rihanna is the only one who can come close if Ms. Fenty decides to release 

[Mariah's 19 #1s 1,281]

8 minutes ago, Simón. said:

Rihanna is highest certified female artist 

Rihanna: 279.1 million

Madonna: 173.8 million

 

Of course Madonna has more sales, but Rihanna is the only one who can come close if Ms. Fenty decides to release 

It won't be long until Rihanna overtakes her in sales too though. Madonna the dinosaur is from a time when they'd estimate/use club sales etc so Rihanna has to put more effort and do more genuine numbers, which will make Rihanna overtaking her even more sweet  

[Simón. 28,789]

19 minutes ago, Mariah's 19 #1's said:

It won't be long until Rihanna overtakes her in sales too though. Madonna the dinosaur is from a time when they'd estimate/use club sales etc so Rihanna has to put more effort and do more genuine numbers, which will make Rihanna overtaking her even more sweet  

Bajan goddess snapped 

[Michael. 41,147]

 the random hand pics is sending me 

[WinnieIsFree 19,654]

Have been thinking about this tbh, all her records getting broken LMAO. Taylor broke the tour record North America, and pink almost broke it worldwide. We just need Adele to tour this next era and it’s over for that old bitch! 

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,920]

You've been eagerly making the same thread / writing the same paragraph for almost half a decade now and it still hadn't happened. Nor is she even close to Madonna. The only thing rising is her will to quit music. 

 

 

But I mean, I get it, this is the only thread you can make after the "Mariah has more views, monthly listeners, spotify streams than Madonna - why?" ones are no longer valid/relevant just like Mariah, who's releases for the past 20 years (literally) were  events outside of the hillbillies community of America. 

 

 

 

What happened to Mariah sis? In a blink of an eye she went from having x2 the monthly listeners to tragically falling behind the queen of pop. Not to mention she only gets half of Madonna's daily views. What happened? Where did all of these 50 + yo white gays pop from? 

 

 

 

[Kylie 114,718]

Must be so hard stanning her  

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,920]

3 minutes ago, GagaSavingPop said:

Have been thinking about this tbh, all her records getting broken LMAO. Taylor broke the tour record North America, and pink almost broke it worldwide. We just need Adele to tour this next era and it’s over for that old bitch! 

And Madonna still has the record in Europe (this one is practically unbeatable) / South America / Asia. 

 

You should be more worried about Mariah losing money with her shows by booking stadiums and only selling like 6% of them despite her tickets being the cheapest ones out of her peers:

 

 

 

 

This one in particular is hilarious (the curtains, kii):

 

 

This is the actual stadium:

 

 

 

 

[Atlantis Princess 8,377]

9 minutes ago, Jjang said:

And Madonna still has the record in Europe (this one is practically unbeatable) / South America / Asia. 

 

You should be more worried about Mariah losing money with her shows by booking stadiums and only selling like 6% of them despite her tickets being the cheapest ones out of her peers:

 

 

 

 

This one in particular is hilarious (the curtains, kii):

 

 

This is the actual stadium:

 

 

 

 

Why are you suddenly writing essays about Mariah this thread was about Rihanna

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,920]

4 minutes ago, Gravity said:

Why are you suddenly writing essays about Mariah this thread was about Rihanna

Because the OP is a Moo stan who mentioned Mariah himself first lol

[Michael. 41,147]

All I Want For Christmas - 634M views

 

Hung Up - 241M views

La Isla Bonita - 289M views

Like a Virgin - 75M views

= 605M views 

 

[Tomás 23,320]

2 minutes ago, Gravity said:

Why are you suddenly writing essays about Mariah this thread was about Rihanna

literally the OBSESSION lmfaoooo

[Cunt 7,658]

3 minutes ago, Michael. said:

All I Want For Christmas - 634M views

 

Hung Up - 241M views

La Isla Bonita - 289M views

Like a Virgin - 75M views

= 605M views 

And that's not even counting AIWFCIY's 36m from the new video and 184m from the Justin Bieber remix 

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,920]

2 minutes ago, Michael. said:

All I Want For Christmas - 634M views

 

Hung Up - 241M views

La Isla Bonita - 289M views

Like a Virgin - 75M views

= 605M views 

 

There's also this version with 118 million views. So it actually has 408 million views. 

Views today: 

La Isla Bonita: 400k 

All I Want Is To Be Relevant Outside of Christmas: 20k

 

[Princess Aurora 31,340]

Well, Madonna had her time but Nobody can deny the impact when it comes to album sales and Touring. She's still popular especially in the headlines nowadays. However, Rihanna and Drake are these two last decades' Madonna and MJ (mid-2000s and 2010s). Even though Drake can't dance at all  Not that I'm aware of but you get my point  

[Shego 36,847]

27 minutes ago, GagaSavingPop said:

Have been thinking about this tbh, all her records getting broken LMAO. Taylor broke the tour record North America, and pink almost broke it worldwide. We just need Adele to tour this next era and it’s over for that old bitch! 

Almost all your fave's records are getting broken since the early 2010s chile, Ariana needed two singles in 4 months to tie a Mariah record. OTR broke her biggest record in 2019. Madonna has important records that no one will break cuz they can't anymore. If we put down how many records Madonna holds in worldwide scale that probably no one will break, we gonna waste a lot of time here. Let's start with her having the most #1s in more than 5-6 big countries, Riri will snatch Mariah's 19 #1s, but she will never snatch Madonna's #1s records in the rest world.  The kii is that Madonna has records outside of charts too, in tours for example as you mentioned, crowd records, tour gross records, Guinness records etc. Mariah never had and never will.

 

[Shego 36,847]

12 minutes ago, Gravity said:

Why are you suddenly writing essays about Mariah this thread was about Rihanna

For the same reason you randomly mentioned "i HaTe rAp" in my thread about disliking streaimng rules i guess 

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,920]

Views as main artists today: 

Madonna: 2,533,326 

Moo: 1,249,362

 

[Michael. 41,147]

4 minutes ago, Jjang said:

Views as main artists today: 

Madonna: 2,533,326 

Moo: 1,249,362

 

The way it’s so easy to trigger your ass