Christmas Mad Libs 2020 | Voting

[Ghostface 19,720]

Hello hello

 

• Unlike holiday season, Christmas Mad Libs 2020 didn't turn out to be equally busy and engaging;
• However, we still have got lists from few members to complete the story and I am reallt thankful to those who have participated;
• Time has finally come for those stories to be fully revealed to everyone. Upon reading them, please cast your vote for the member who managed to get the best/funniest story according to your own preference;
• For reference, this was the story with blanks and the list with necessary things is also presented:

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Once upon a time, there was a(n) 1 _____ kid named 2 _____. He desperately wanted a(n) 3 _____ for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d shoot his 4 _____ out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends 5 _____ was triple - 6  _____ - dared to stick his 7 _____ on an ice cold 8 _____, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father 9 _____ gloried in his “major award”: a(n) 10 _____ shaped lamp with a shade that resembled {a(n)} 11 _____! Then on the ride home with the Christmas 12 _____, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, MEMBER’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip: 13 “_____!” When they got home, his mom 14 _____  washed out his 15 _____ with 16 _____. MEMBER daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all the 17 _____ led to premature 18 _____. Finally, MEMBER turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of 19 _____ kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll 20 _____ your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down the 21 _____. When Christmas morning came, MEMBER despondently tried on the 22 _____ pajamas from his cousin 23 _____. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, MEMBER opened the 24 _____ 25 _____.

 

1. ajdective
2. FOTP member 1
3. kind of weapon
4. body part(s)
5. FOTP member 2
6. living creature
7. body part(s)
8. random object
9. male celebrity
10. body part
11. piece of clothing
12. type of plant
13. word starting with “F”
14. female celebrity
15. body part(s)
16. something gross
17. repeat same something gross ( from above )
18. ( obscure ) disease
19. adjective
20. ( present tense ) verb 
21. something large
22. living creature
23. FOTP member 3
24. adjective
25. what you want from Christmas

 

@Amanda Laura

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Once upon a time, there was an excruciating kid named @Ghostface. He desperately wanted a machete for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d cut his dactylion out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends @Shego was triple - octopus - dared to stick his gluteus maximus on an ice cold floor lamp, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father Ryan Reynolds gloried in his “major award”: a wisdom teeth shaped lamp with a shade that resembled an ugly Christmas sweater! Then on the ride home with the Christmas Viper's Bugloss, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, Ghostface’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip:“facetious!” When they got home, his mom Taylor Swift washed out his aorta with a silent, but deadly fart. Ghostface daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all the silent, but deadly farts led to premature foreign accent syndrome. Finally, Ghostface turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of copacetic kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll dash your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down the sperm whale. When Christmas morning came, Ghostface despondently tried on the Tasmanian devil pajamas from his cousin @Kai. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, Ghostface opened the superfluous rose gold earrings.

 

@Simón.

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Once upon a time, there was a whorish kid named @Royale. He desperately wanted a lightsaber for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d cut his fingernails out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends @Entea was a triple - giraffe - dared to stick his eyeballs on an ice cold aquarium, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father Joel Pimentel gloried in his “major award”: toes shaped lamp with a shade that resembled a cap! Then on the ride home with the Christmas palms, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, Royale’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip:“Fenty Beauty!” When they got home, his mom Rihanna washed out his leg hair with @BabyMario44’s opinions. Royale daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all @BabyMario44's opinions led to premature herpes. Finally, Royale turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of vibrant kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll die your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down Rihanna's forehead. When Christmas morning came, Royale despondently tried on the octopus pajamas from his cousin @Madonna. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, Royale opened the pending R9.

 

@mylifelies

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Once upon a time, there was a delirious kid named @Agugaga. He desperately wanted a knife for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d cut his belly out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends @Shego was a triple - bee - dared to stick his spine on an ice cold flowers, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father Shawn Mendes gloried in his “major award”: chins shaped lamp with a shade that resembled socks! Then on the ride home with the Christmas succulent, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, Agugaga’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip: 13 “fish!” When they got home, his mom Meghan Markle washed out his nostril with wet farts. Agugaga daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all wet farts led to premature transverse myelitis. Finally, Agugaga turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of secret kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll crawl your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down the elephant. When Christmas morning came, Agugaga despondently tried on the raccoon pajamas from his cousin @GRANDESPOV. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, Agugaga opened the handy nothing.

 

@Kai

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Once upon a time, there was a beguiling kid named @Ghostface. He desperately wanted a knife for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d cut his rectum out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends @Billie Frank was a triple - Honest Vocal Coach - dared to stick his clitoris on an ice cold Bey's Songs' Championship songs match-ups, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father White Jimin gloried in his “major award”: a prostate shaped lamp with a shade that resembled a veil! Then on the ride home with the Christmas ginger, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, Ghostface’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip:“fuck!” When they got home, his mom Georgina Hill-Brown washed out his gallbladder with deep fried mars bars. Ghostface daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all deep fried mars bars led to premature elephantiasis. Finally, Ghostface  turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of immaculate kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll dominate your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down the Mariah Carey. When Christmas morning came, Ghostface despondently tried on the Madonna pajamas from his cousin @LÉON. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, Ghostface opened the destructive Christmas songs to be deleted from history.

 

@Shego

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Once upon a time, there was a sad  kid named 2 @Ghostface. He desperately wanted a banana for Christmas, but everyone warned that he’d cut his nose out with it. Meanwhile, one of his friends @LÉON was triple - Donald Trump - dared to stick his mouth on an ice cold pan, which didn’t end well. Later on, his father Bill Skarsgard gloried in his “major award”:  legs shaped lamp with a shade that resembled a t-shirt! Then on the ride home with the Christmas calceolaria, a tire blew out. While attempting to help his father, Ghostface’s mounting frustrations were unleashed and he let the f-word slip:“foreplaying!” When they got home, his mom Anya Taylor-Joy  washed out his stomach with dirty socks. Ghostface daydreamed that later in life, his parents mourn bitterly that all the dirty socks led to premature achondroplasia. Finally, Ghostface turned his hope to Santa to grant his Christmas wish. But after braving the long line of annoying kids at the mall, Santa’s response devastated him. “You’ll wash your eye out, kid”, he said, as he booted him down the ship. When Christmas morning came, Ghostface despondently tried on the kangaroo pajamas from his cousin @BabyMario44. His hope now all but lost, the father pointed to a final gift hidden nearby. And with sheer elation, Ghostface opened the poisionous hit FOTP game to host.

 

• The voting will last for a full week starting from now and will be automatically closed on January the 10th at 11 PM CET;
• Members can not vote for themselves;
• The winner will be granted 1 month of VIP;
• @Shego is competing, because he has been used as a mouse as part of this game's experiment and he was the first one to fill-in the list without knowing the story.

 

Once again, I hope you had nice holidays and don't heistate to cast your vote for one of these Christmas, festive stories.

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@Members @Members (No BG) @Members (No CAL)

 

[Shawn's Slave 19,523]

My story made no sense. 

[Shego 36,871]

The way the last sentence of my story makes sense for almost every FOTP thread that opens rn.  Especially the games i host.  

18 minutes ago, Ghostface said:

• @Shego is competing, because he has been used as a mouse as part of this game's experiment and he was the first one to fill-in the list without knowing the story.

I feel personally victimized.

[Ghostface 19,720]

3 minutes ago, Kai said:

My story made no sense. 

You have decided on some of those terms.

[Ghostface 19,720]

Just now, Shego said:

The way the last sentence of my story makes sense for almost every FOTP thread that opens rn.  Especially the games i host.  

I feel personally victimized.

Talking about the victim, I will join you in that department - victim of lower reception of Xmas Mad Libs.

[Shawn's Slave 19,523]

2 minutes ago, Ghostface said:

You have decided on some of those terms.

I mean you could have told us what kind of nouns... to use... example touchable objects or... something. 

 

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ice cold Bey's Songs' Championship songs match-ups

[Ghostface 19,720]

Just now, Kai said:

I mean you could have told us what kind of nouns... to use... example touchable objects or... something. 

 

Well, that is the point, for you to know just type of words story seeks. Besides, only proper nouns can be revealed and that was done via "female and male celebrity" here and "FOTP members".

[Shawn's Slave 19,523]

1 minute ago, Ghostface said:

Well, that is the point, for you to know just type of words story seeks. Besides, only proper nouns can be revealed and that was done via "female and male celebrity" here and "FOTP members".

You set me up for failure. 

[Ghostface 19,720]

1 minute ago, Kai said:

You set me up for failure. 

Yes, I am guilty your story didn't turn out the way you wanted ( which doesn't need to mean anything, because maybe some will find it amusing ). Why am I surprised though?

[Royale 72,508]

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Once upon a time, there was a whorish kid named @Royale. 

the most accurate story's got to win it I fear!

 

[LÉON 20,864]

I feel like I just read a few songs translated to another language and translated back again

[Shawn's Slave 19,523]

Just now, LÉON said:

I feel like I just read a few songs translated to another language and translated back again

Thankfully you didn't play Stand Last then. 

[LÉON 20,864]

 

@Ghostface I need to know what you mean by a "triple"

[LÉON 20,864]

8 minutes ago, Kai said:

Thankfully you didn't play Stand Last then. 

I would have been a triple threat letter for sure

[Ghostface 19,720]

1 hour ago, LÉON said:

 

@Ghostface I need to know what you mean by a "triple"

You can see the meaning of a "triple" provided by other members.

[Cunt 7,658]

3 hours ago, Ghostface said:

all @BabyMario44's opinions led to premature herpes.

[Twitter 336]

Hard to pick, they are all nice people

But voted.

[SeekingThrill 10,041]

"Meanwhile, one of his friends @Shego was triple - octopus - dared to stick his gluteus maximus on an ice cold floor lamp"

"When they got home, his mom Rihanna washed out his leg hair with @BabyMario44’s opinions."

 

These made me scream.  

[Mario Spears 5,235]

All Of Them are sooooooooo funny omg 

[Ghostface 19,720]

The time is up and, as it is evident from the poll results, Christmas Mad Libs 2020 have their winner - @Simón.. Congratulations for setting up a list that made this story amusing and entertaining enough to get the win.

I would like to congratulate and thank everyone else ( the rest of 5 members ) who also have contributed with their lists. No matter the turn-out, it was still fun compiling these stories with your examples.

The winner gets 1 month of VIP, as also previously announced. Since @Simón. is part of the News Team and has access to the VIP already, he can either save it for himself if and once he retires or he can gift it to someone else. Please, notify me of what would you like to do with it eventually.

Thank you again everyone.

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@Amanda Laura @Simón. @mylifelies @Kai @Shego