Drag the Faves Challenge

[Horn.E 5,374]

Here. Because the activities on this forum is dead and considering that FOTP is most famous for its Battlegrounds section, let's optimize it. For a week, channel all of your most deranged energy/mentality into this thread (if it's gonna be a thread btw, it could just flop ) and drag any faves as much as possible. We'll see if we can do this for a month after that.

P.S. don't be enraged if some members come up with facts to counterattack your drags!

[Horn.E 5,374]

I'll start. Mariah is dumb for still not releasing that rock chick album. The hype was actually real when she revealed the secret. I guess she isn't ready to take a risk and receive feedbacks from the rock community. She has always been so sfw. 

[Billie Frank 24,954]

• Ariana is my favourite POC Pop girl
• Beyonce is a thief and very overrated
• Britney's only close to flawless album from start to finish is ITZ
• Xtina is an overweight fad oreo eater who sounds like chalk being dragged down a board and doesn't give a shit about her fans, she's a capitalist and probably a communist.
• Dua Lipa can be dumb at times
• Katy Perry needs to do more songs with big belting
• Kylie is a hag for balding UK gays
• Lady Gaga has a massive fucking nose from all the lies she tells and her #19 Nose Reduction surgeries cannot change that
• Madonna is really fucking old
• Mariah shouldn't really be promoting chicken nuggets and can't sing anymore
• Rihanna has a massive forehead, shame she lacks the big brain. Needs to learn to not sing through her nose 
• Taylor is a right wing capitalist, her and Xtina only care about money and laugh at their stans. She's probably going to live in to her 100s and stink of cat piss
• Avril is a 40 year old woman still in her teen angst phase, why?
• Gwen hasn't made a great song for over 15 years
• What is a Sza?
• Didn't Lana Anti-Vax Ray have a section?

[Atlantis Princess 6,725]

Xtina's music new music has been garbage and she sounds the worst since Lotus despite fighters trying to convince themselves her belts sound anything than a chainsaw against a blackboard. Her new songs have no substance or are any interesting. They're just a vehicle for her to belt at the top of her lungs. 

Britney sometimes looks a hot mess on those IG videos. I know she doesn't care about how she looks to others but she could use a brush and some clothes that aren't out of 2003. It would help destigmatize her crazy image with the public.

Mariah has ruined her legacy by reducing it to that Xmas song and that's why everyone now thinks she's a Xmas fad. If she promoted her other releases as hard as she does every year with AIWFCIY maybe she won't get freezer or whale going into the sea anymore. 

 

[Slayty Perry 619]

27 minutes ago, Kim Woodburn said:

• Kylie is a hag for balding UK gays
• Madonna is really fucking old
• Avril is a 40 year old woman still in her teen angst phase, why?
• What is a Sza?

These

[Slayty Perry 619]

Doja Cat is a child

[fab 19,565]

Woman is the most annoying song ever and Doja Cat in general is utter shit 

[Princess Aurora 28,920]

I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't write but my Music sells well because I'm pretty. Who could that be?

 

[Equals = 4,133]

Faves:

• Ariana doesn't know what race is she
• Beyonce is probably a thief
• Britney sounds like a whiny robot
• Xtina's new music is kinda forgettable
• Dua's stage presence pre-2020s sucked
• Katy is the Leonardo DiCaprio of music awards
• There's some way that Kylie isn't popular in the US...
• Gaga should've promoted her eras more often
• Madonna's new music is also kinda forgettable
• The only thing that Mariah is known for is AIWFCIY
• Where is R9?
• Taylor's music panders to Starbucks customers
• Ellie's fave section is gone because she is promoting her book too much
• Is there a way that Kesha's section could come back?
• Lana's music is kinda aged
• Selena's voice is monotonous

 

Spotlights:

• Who listens to Avril Lavigne anymore?
• Gwen's new songs are forgettable
• SZA's new album is nowhere to be found

[Slayty Perry 619]

30 minutes ago, Princess Aurora said:

I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't write but my Music sells well because I'm pretty. Who could that be?

 

Selly G

[Kylie 109,800]

1 hour ago, Kim Woodburn said:

• Ariana is my favourite POC Pop girl
• Beyonce is a thief and very overrated
• Britney's only close to flawless album from start to finish is ITZ
• Xtina is an overweight fad oreo eater who sounds like chalk being dragged down a board and doesn't give a shit about her fans, she's a capitalist and probably a communist.
• Dua Lipa can be dumb at times
• Katy Perry needs to do more songs with big belting
• Kylie is a hag for balding UK gays
• Lady Gaga has a massive fucking nose from all the lies she tells and her #19 Nose Reduction surgeries cannot change that
• Madonna is really fucking old
• Mariah shouldn't really be promoting chicken nuggets and can't sing anymore
• Rihanna has a massive forehead, shame she lacks the big brain. Needs to learn to not sing through her nose 
• Taylor is a right wing capitalist, her and Xtina only care about money and laugh at their stans. She's probably going to live in to her 100s and stink of cat piss
• Avril is a 40 year old woman still in her teen angst phase, why?
• Gwen hasn't made a great song for over 15 years
• What is a Sza?
• Didn't Lana Anti-Vax Ray have a section?

WTF  

[Shego 34,174]

54 minutes ago, Princess Aurora said:

I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't write but my Music sells well because I'm pretty. Who could that be?

 

a bjork riddle

[Freaky Prince 38,402]

1 hour ago, fab said:

Doja Cat in general is utter shit 

Illness

[Freaky Prince 38,402]

Just now, Shego said:

a bjork riddle

Naur

[Billie Frank 24,954]

13 minutes ago, Kylie. said:

WTF  

Sorry, i got hacked by I Brings That Epidemiology. 

[WarrenThanksYouAll 15,918]

Although Madonna has had her fair share of huge impact, she often times uses serious issues like oppression as a gimmick and someone needs to put her in her place from time to time

Katy needs to stop living in 2013 and start releasing songs that sound relevant in 2022 

Mariah has been sucking more than excelling for the past decade live, and will forever be seen as the xmas carol lady 

Gaga is possibly the worst Jazz singer to ever exist on planet earth 

Taylor is one of the most overrated songwriters, if not the most, in history.

 

 

 

[Chris 53,861]

none of the faves can make better music than Kesha or Lana  

can any of them make a Praying or a Cinnamon Girl? i think not.

[max 13,655]

27 minutes ago, Chris Morlock said:

none of the faves can make better music than Kesha   

 

Sis, no. Let's not turn this into a 'Drag the Chris Challenge', ok?

[Kaeya 1,655]

• Ariana is overrated as hell and I cannot stand it
• Beyonce is talented but she's most likely a thief
• Britney loves to waste her talent
• Xtina has become nonredeemable after Lotus
• Dua needs to progress more in her music and stop working with fads like DaHomophobe
• Katy is nothing but a generic industry plant whose music only appeals to people who have 0 common sense
• Kylie's only been known for CGYOMH
• Gaga should have released ARTPOP ACT II and she should have promoted the hell out of Chromatica
• Madonna is an old fossil hag who can't sing or dance to save her life, not even once
• Mariah can sing but that's about all
• Rihanna is eh
• Taylor's music is boring sometimes

[SeekingThrill 9,476]

3 hours ago, Equals = said:

Gaga should've promoted her eras more often

 

12 minutes ago, PARTYNAUSEOUS said:

Gaga should have released ARTPOP ACT II and she should have promoted the hell out of Chromatica

This isn't dragging.