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I thought there would be a clear difference in the album rollout when Miley left RCA for Columbia but it's literally the exact same.

 

Younger Now

- lead single performs decently

- a few live performances and interviews

- album is garbage

- no singles or tour after the album release date (didn't deserve it anyway)

 

She Is Coming

- Mother's Daughter slays

- followup fizzles out (fair enough)

 

Plastic Hearts

- lead single and second single are WW hits

- a few live performances and interviews

- album slays

- only one single with a crap MV after the release date

- no tour (it was COVID to be fair)

 

ESV

- lead single is her biggest hit in 10 years

- Disney+ prerecorded performances and interview

- no other performances or promo

- album is ok

- River is flopping 

- no tour announcement in sight

- miley not in charge of her IG

 

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1 hour ago, fab said:

her new album bombing so hard after Flowers genuinely shocked me like I can't believe it's doing this poorly ?? 

Bc Miley is doing literally zero to promote it 💀💩

 

35 minutes ago, Kristina said:

Her albums are mediocre at best and full of filler songs, she hasn’t released a strong album since Bangerz.

I think ESV is an ok album (not better than Plastic Hearts) but there isn’t another song on it that could match anything close to Flowers as far as single potential, River is the closest and that’s still a far cry from Flowers. But I agree none of her albums have surpassed Bangerz 

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11 hours ago, Chris said:

the decline from a 10/10 album like Plastic Hearts to a 3/10 album like ESV dead2 

It’s just too blah, there’s no high moments except for Flowers and maybe River/Violet Chemistry and that 10 second breakdown in Handstand dead2 

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On 4/8/2023 at 12:38 AM, Slasher said:

still upset @ this cry8

ME TOO dude she was steamrolling that summer with Mothers Daughter and On a Roll, She is Coming was amazing, Slide Away too but then it was just nothing after that scream2 

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On 4/8/2023 at 1:26 PM, Urbi said:

Lukewarm reception also made her scrap the initial rollout of She Is Miley Cyrus which could possibly give us her best album in a while.

 

Plastic Hearts was very meh. So is ESV. Not surprised she's bombing with Flowers being a fluke.

The 3 part EP rollout didn’t make sense to me tbh it reminds me of that bullcrap Jessie J tried to do which just made that album flop even harder and a nightmare to listen to as intended on streaming services. Thought Plastic Hearts was good but no single potential really and the more I listen to ESV the more bored I am with most of it 💩

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On 4/9/2023 at 5:05 PM, Urbi said:

Yeah it didn’t make sense considering that all 3 EPs would make a whole album 💀 but still could give us really good music. Every song bangs on that EP except for Cattitude which is garbage 

Yesss true I was still living for that era and those songs cry6 

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GUYS DID Y'ALL SEE WHAT MILEY POSTED ON IG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh it was just her AI-written caption thanking us for 11 weeks of Flowers being #1. Who else thinks Miley is in conservatorship now like Ashley O? interesting1 

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On 4/12/2023 at 5:37 PM, Goldie said:

GUYS DID Y'ALL SEE WHAT MILEY POSTED ON IG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh it was just her AI-written caption thanking us for 11 weeks of Flowers being #1. Who else thinks Miley is in conservatorship now like Ashley O? interesting1 

fall2

 

that’s the extent of this era, unfortunately fall3

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On 4/9/2023 at 5:20 PM, Urbi said:

It is a hot mess and RePel’s feat is atrocious 

Ride, shine, clock said pussy time
Bust my pussy nut while I'm fingering your butt
Do I suck dick? You ain't seen shit
Throw a C-note, watch you slide down my throat
Yeah, my pussy fine, I pop it 'cause it's mine
I don't give a fuck if they call me a slut
What I do with a dick, elect me presidick
Put tears in his eyes when I milk a brother dry

is pure genius wdym gag1

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I thought there would be a clear difference in the album rollout when Miley left RCA for Columbia but it's literally the exact same.   Younger Now - lead single performs decently -

her new album bombing so hard after Flowers genuinely shocked me like I can't believe it's doing this poorly ?? 

still upset @ this 


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