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✨✨✨✨✨ The James Clayton Holzier Appreciation Thread ✨✨✨✨✨

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I started to look up stuff about James Holzier on the world wide interweb. And then I watched a video on him and became smitten.

You could’ve stuck a fork in me and called me done. The first time I saw your adorable, self-deprecating smile. likeable charm, and inspiring words I fell hoplessly. You are amazing. Because I’ll admit I have always had a thing for great  guys – who doesn’t right? But a funny good hearted guy? How could I not? So I have spent the last 3 weeks or so starting and ending my day with video mashups of pics of you set to nice music. I started following every article on the web, trying to convince myself thoroughly  that I was not the crazy one. That designation was saved for those that want to see your sexy delicios abs, that no doubt taste like an apple I bet. But, it was deeper. I can laugh at those girls, just as the school bully makes fun of the special needs kid – if only to make myself feel more normal. But its not normal. I was reading a post just the other day about and I was jealous. Yes, that’s right, I was jealous of the time people got to spend with you in an unconscious state. I was jealous who has the chance just to meet someone wonderful like you. You seems to make people feel better about themselves. And I wish you could meet me.  I think about you.  Well I have to thank Tiffany if she posts this. But, I do.

I had a fantasy thought as I sat on my couch in my sweat pants and volleyball shirt. You were bartending at a restaurant in a tux. I was running behind the rest of my party and so I walked in alone. You scanned over me quickly as I walked in and then looked again. I of course couldn’t tear my eyes off you. Then I had to get up to go to the bathroom and ‘we sort of ran into each other’ because there were these other guys blocking my way. And you gave me a look. . Let me just was a happy girl. No I didn’t get to do x-rated things to you, but in my mind this was even better. We had a moment.

So I guess in a way I want to thank you. You have turned into someone who sees a better world, from a normal person living a normal boring life into a person who doesn’t care if she stays up till 3 am reading about you, hearing about you, or living my life. Of course no one else knows of my obsession. My husband makes fun of me but he really doesn’t know about the hours upon hours me and you truly spend together. Even most of my best friends don’t know I’ve read on you or that I google you every time I get on my elliptical to exercise, which is about twice a week. . So thats it, I’ve confessed my sins. I remain yours truly.

Mrs Franny For You

that was truly a iconic love letter written to the one and only james holzier, by a woman named mrs franny for you, on a website called loveletterstojamesholzier.yolasite.com. 

hello everyone! its jamesholzierlover and i am new to fotp forums!  

let's discuss and share some love for the infamous iconic actor and singer, james clayton holzier! 

remember that this is all made for an arg dedicated to him in order to put an end to the matthew community once and for all, so please remember to do not insult or make fun of james on here. he has dealt with that in the past, and it ruined his life forever because of it. instead spread some love for him to showcase that he really doesn't need hate on here, and that he needs to be in a brand new movie right now. thank you and good luck! and keep shining on for james holzier, because... willy the hitman sang about dreams in the attic as an anti-social shirtless hunk socialite in hollywood. that's all.  

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and don't forget to stream anti-social on youtube ;) 

 

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who knew that james holzier was a husband and father? 

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this one is of james holzier and his old family (his wife was sarah reyes at the time and he had one daughter named emily who was four months old in this photo) in 2006.

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this photo is of james with his new beautiful family (his wife is now kimberly quintana and they had a son named noah who was nine months old) in 2018. so cute! cheer1 

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2 hours ago, Chris said:

is this a dupe of a banned member?

no, i'm just a person who is playing an alternate reality game on the fotp forums. the arg is meant to put an end into the fake and disturbing world of female celebrity deepfake porn images and videos created by matthews (scary bearded men who are extremely obsessed with female celebrities) on the internet. to describe a matthew: 

 

Matthew (noun, slang): A term used to describe a scary bearded man who engages in creating or distributing fake and inappropriate content of female celebrities/non-famous women online, often involving doctored images, videos, or deepfakes. The term suggests a creepy or unsettling figure who crosses boundaries and exploits technology for harmful purposes.

Example:
"That guy’s a total Matthew, always spreading fake pornographic content of Scarlett Johansson, Emma Watson, and Jenna Ortega online." 

 

this right here is the true definition of somebody who is a total matthew. we must destroy them all with images and videos of james holzier very soon!!! 

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1 minute ago, Kylie said:

WTF rip2rip2rip2rip2rip2 

yeah its basically an arg we made in order to put an end to inappropriately fake material dedicated to female celebrities online. james holzier is basically a male version of scarlett johansson, who is not his girlfriend but rather a famous actress who is always targeted by this stuff online. 

whit2 

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1 hour ago, Princess Aurora said:

The more, the merrier I guess moo1

yes, and a lot more to get rid of the matthew community before they ruin the internet forever, let's just hope that elissa steamer doesn't become a victim to this disgusting crap next, because we are praying for her to not get matthew'd next very soon 

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elissa steamer riding her skateboard in order to not get deepfake porn pictures and videos of her online 

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31 minutes ago, Chris said:

fall8 

lol reddit made this poor guy quit acting forever. it was so sad. but here's the thing.

my personal theory is that james holzier did all of this for an arg due to his movie, dreams in the attic, not getting released on disney channel. once james realized his film couldn't make him famous, he decided to make an arg about himself in order to make himself feel like he was a famous person in 2001. 

as the reddit thread had mentioned, james had a website made in 2001. 

james' last role was in an episode of cousin skeeter in 2001. 

after he filmed that episode, i am pretty sure that james felt depressed about his film not giving him the success he truly deserved, and decided to take a break from acting in order to build up an alternate reality game about himself online. that explains all of the weird fan sites, weird fan videos dedicated to him, pictures of him claimed to be taken from the paparazzi, and the number #1 spot on mencelebs.com to make it seem like he was a legit famous celebrity, when he is not hollywood famous at all. 

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it would be so great if the internet investigator, primink, spill, anna oop, joe regrets, or thegamerfrommars makes a video about him and talk about all of the things he's done to make himself seem famous to the world, when in reality, he's not. even lillee jean and ryan halsa were inspired by this guy, and nobody talks about him online??? 

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