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Who is prettier? Britney or Christina

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You must not live in the USA; the MAXIM cover for Xtina was a staple in college dorms and pubescent boy's bedrooms. It's okay here in America we always confuse Kylie Minogue for Madonna without effort or intelligence.

It is fucking MAXIM.Even my pictures would be all over the walls if i pose for them half nakedny15

And your pressedness at Kylie is just beyond me.You stan for Ursula tho,I understandny15

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It is fucking MAXIM.Even my pictures would be all over the walls if i pose for them half nakedny16.gif' alt='ny15'>

And your pressedness at Kylie is just beyond me.You stan for Ursula tho,I understandny15

Maxin is only here for hotties tho;

I'm gonna need receipts in my inbox tbh.

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DEAAAAD at SQUIDD getting DRAGGED, BAGGED and TAGGED by everyone clocking the truth about Granny Spears who can pass as Betty White's younger sister these days.

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The truth is, Britney can never look sexy even if she tried (which she doesnt). She will always look like a "cute little girl," meanwhile Christina will look bangable even on her worst days. She just has a sex appeal about her that Britney will never have. Ask any straight guy, they all want to fuck Christina.

Here's how you lay down the difference between the two. Britney is like a cute little dog, but one of those ones that looks aged but is still small...kinda like a maltese or a yorkie. You just wanna grab her and put her away somewhere safe from harms way.

Christina is like a naughty nurse who you just wanna spank and give it to hardcore.

Enjoy this flaming tea. Because this is the truth.

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DEAAAAD at SQUIDD getting DRAGGED, BAGGED and TAGGED by everyone

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perhaps you need to get a friend so you too can see what a friendly back and forth is, tbh, because if you think anyone was dragging anyone, that's kinda sad.

the only thing getting bagged is your former glory as a troll being put into a bodybag, since you do shit nowadays that's neither funny, nor controversial or a hit like you use to. your time as FOTP's village troll has expired just like your fav's relevancy in 2002. oopstina.jpg

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It is fucking MAXIM.Even my pictures would be all over the walls if i pose for them half nakedny15

And your pressedness at Kylie is just beyond me.You stan for Ursula tho,I understandny15

Don't know if they mentioned, but it's Maxim's best selling issue

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Don't know if they mentioned, but it's Maxim's best selling issue

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so your fav can only sell something of hers when college sophomores think they might see pussy lips? ny7ny7ny7

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perhaps you need to get a friend so you too can see what a friendly back and forth is, tbh, because if you think anyone was dragging anyone, that's kinda sad.

the only thing getting bagged is your former glory as a troll being put into a bodybag, since you do shit nowadays that's neither funny, nor controversial or a hit like you use to. your time as FOTP's village troll has expired just like your fav's relevancy in 2002. oopstina.jpg

And you are like the Kelly Osbourne of this message board tbh. You obsessively hate Chrisitna, which is sad because i have never seen a female besides Kelly Osbourne unleash this much anger on another female. You fit the bill perfectly.

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And you are like the Kelly Osbourne of this message board tbh. You obsessively hate Chrisitna, which is sad because i have never seen a female besides Kelly Osbourne unleash this much anger on another female. You fit the bill perfectly.

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I've never liked your font more, Agugaga. oprah1 Kelly O is flawfree on Fashion Police and is such a fiers bitch.

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I've never liked your font more, Agugaga. oprah1 Kelly O is flawfree on Fashion Police and is such a fiers bitch.

Of course you'd look up to a talentless, fat, loser horsed faced jealous bitter bitch. Must be a really good representation of your life, Kiddy Osbourne.

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Of course you'd look up to a talentless, fat, loser horsed faced jealous bitter bitch. Must be a really good representation of your life, Kiddy Osbourne.

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except like Kelly has been for the last year, I am quite stylish and fit with a fierce hairstyle and a fierce bitch attitude.

and just like Kelly, this Kiddy Osbourne was never as fat as that bitch. browntina.jpg

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But the ultimate white lady who ages well:

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Still lookin like she's about to snatch a wig on Melrose Place (you guys may be too young to remember her.)

nevermind me I'm hyped up on black tea caffiene trying to get this program to work :(

Yass as well as Shania Twain cry4.gif' alt='cry3'>

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that pic of xtina is a 2006-ish pic i think.

but gorl, it's great to know you can go from this

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to this, just like that.. as you grow older

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BUT once you go from this

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to this

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there's no turn back frog1

This post is too much! xtina33

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it's safe to say we've dragged the britard to hell and back. xtina10

Yes girl! I love how they claim Britney is so hot and sexy yet they ignore all of those horrid aging pictures of her. Everytime we want to shut a thread down now, all we have to do is find an X-Factor candid.

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